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#224751 Posted by Mister_Surreal (11143 posts) - - Show Bio

@gripper:

Sit down, read a good book, stroll through a park, mediate. There are a lot of things that help me relax.

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#224752 Posted by Gripper (2687 posts) - - Show Bio

@mister_surreal: *Smiles*

Then you my friend need a little help

*Pulls out a flask from his coat pocket*

Allow me to introduce you to some fine Scotch!

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#224753 Posted by Mister_Surreal (11143 posts) - - Show Bio

@gripper:

That won't do much to me, I can't get drunk.

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#224754 Posted by Rosso (5464 posts) - - Show Bio

Well that sucks. What a shitty way to be.

And how shitty is magic if you can't even magically become drunk? No spell? No concoction? It's really not all it's cracked up to be.

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#224755 Posted by Phantomshell (1168 posts) - - Show Bio

Ya but ya can rock a cape and handlebar stash! #worthit

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#224756 Posted by Gripper (2687 posts) - - Show Bio

(Facepalm)........................Sigh.......................

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#224757 Edited by Shield-Maiden (2384 posts) - - Show Bio

Can you battle without the machinery?

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#224758 Posted by Gripper (2687 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm good in a scrap or two without them.

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#224759 Posted by Mister_Surreal (11143 posts) - - Show Bio

@gripper: You seem like to you could put up a good fight.

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#224760 Posted by Gripper (2687 posts) - - Show Bio

You woudldn't believe the kind of scraps I got into in my younger years.

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#224761 Posted by Rosso (5464 posts) - - Show Bio

Why is it "Gripper?" 2/10, needs improvement.

Man-E-Arms, now that is a name.

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#224762 Posted by Gripper (2687 posts) - - Show Bio

Still beats "Rosso"

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#224763 Posted by Rosso (5464 posts) - - Show Bio

Not a chance.

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#224764 Posted by Gripper (2687 posts) - - Show Bio

Oh lady, It's a fact! I Hate to be the one to tell you.

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#224765 Posted by Rosso (5464 posts) - - Show Bio

Gripper - good taste not included.

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#224766 Edited by Cutting_Edge (1545 posts) - - Show Bio

@rosso:

What the h*ll does Rosso even mean?

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#224767 Posted by Cutting_Edge (1545 posts) - - Show Bio

@rosso:

Never mind, I googled it.

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#224768 Posted by Rosso (5464 posts) - - Show Bio

Looks like he could use an assistant.

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#224769 Posted by Cutting_Edge (1545 posts) - - Show Bio

@rosso:

I could. Are you...making any offers?

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#224770 Posted by Rosso (5464 posts) - - Show Bio

It's possible.

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#224771 Edited by Cutting_Edge (1545 posts) - - Show Bio

How much will it take to turn that possibility into probability? Or am I saying that wrong...

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#224772 Posted by Rosso (5464 posts) - - Show Bio

English isn't my first, but I think they are the same.

This part is new to me. I guess it depends on what the job entails.

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#224773 Posted by Cutting_Edge (1545 posts) - - Show Bio

@rosso:

How would you real about a security position?

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#224774 Posted by Rosso (5464 posts) - - Show Bio

I suppose...it'd be a start.

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#224775 Posted by Cutting_Edge (1545 posts) - - Show Bio

Hopefully you will consider the offer.

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#224776 Posted by Erinys_Draconis (607 posts) - - Show Bio

A crunchy exterior with a soft, gooey center, no doubt.

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#224777 Posted by Mister_Surreal (11143 posts) - - Show Bio

The armour there is well crafted.

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#224778 Posted by Gripper (2687 posts) - - Show Bio

Now I'm somewhat curious as to what you could do with an armor suit.

Would it help or hinder you?

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#224779 Posted by Mister_Surreal (11143 posts) - - Show Bio

It would more than likely hinder me.

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#224780 Posted by Blubber (1475 posts) - - Show Bio

(Humbly) Is there anything you can't do?????

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#224781 Posted by Mister_Surreal (11143 posts) - - Show Bio

There are a great many things that I can't do.

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#224782 Edited by Shield-Maiden (2384 posts) - - Show Bio

Do not let that hinder you from progressing, my friend.

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#224783 Posted by Blubber (1475 posts) - - Show Bio

You're like the female Superion, but then again so is Paragon! So maybe you two are sisters?

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#224784 Posted by Mister_Surreal (11143 posts) - - Show Bio

He is very childlike.

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#224785 Posted by Blubber (1475 posts) - - Show Bio

He's very......magical..?

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#224786 Posted by Mister_Surreal (11143 posts) - - Show Bio
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#224787 Posted by Blubber (1475 posts) - - Show Bio

@mister_surreal:

Oh My, there was no offending, only a "Friending"

I know you would never say something bad about me, You're my friend!

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#224788 Posted by Strife_7 (304 posts) - - Show Bio

A human . . . trampoline? CVNU is going downhill real fast.

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#224789 Edited by KingLouie (3567 posts) - - Show Bio

Is annoying and funny but I try to hide it.

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#224790 Posted by Strife_7 (304 posts) - - Show Bio

I get that a lot. The guy you're talking about is in the universe that starts with an M. I'm Strifepool.

Also . . .

BACK DEMON, BACK! THE POWER OF THE MODS COMPELS YOU TO GO BACK TO THE HELLISH THREAD FROM WHICH YOU CAME!

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#224791 Posted by NightReaper (6 posts) - - Show Bio

I wonder if he is a Sharp with a sword, as he is with his tongue.

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#224792 Posted by Shield-Maiden (2384 posts) - - Show Bio

@blubber said:

You're like the female Superion, but then again so is Paragon! So maybe you two are sisters?

Why do you think I am his female counterpart?

Me and Paragon are not sisters by blood, but we are sisters in spirit.

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#224793 Posted by Trinity-Blue (4148 posts) - - Show Bio

She'd do well to distance herself from Leo.

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#224794 Posted by Shield-Maiden (2384 posts) - - Show Bio

And why is that?

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#224795 Posted by Trinity-Blue (4148 posts) - - Show Bio

He endangers you. You'll get hurt. Probably killed too.

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#224796 Posted by Shield-Maiden (2384 posts) - - Show Bio

How so? If he knew anything about my life, he would be wise to stay away. Once this Ancient One has been sent to the depths of Tartartus, I will gladly return to my journey.

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#224797 Posted by Trinity-Blue (4148 posts) - - Show Bio

Leo is not wise. Or very smart at all. And he's selfish. You have to leave him.

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#224798 Posted by Shield-Maiden (2384 posts) - - Show Bio

It is also not wise to listen to baseless accusations. Give me something to go on, stranger.

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#224799 Posted by Trinity-Blue (4148 posts) - - Show Bio

Baseless? I think I'd know him better than some idiot who's only known him for five minutes.

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#224800 Posted by Shield-Maiden (2384 posts) - - Show Bio

@trinity-blue: Insulting me does not change the fact that your accusations are currently baseless. If you know him so well, use that tongue, the Gods have granted you and tell me what you know.