Hire Saint Wildcard Campaign
By SaintWildcard 25 Comments
It's no secret that Comic Vine is going the way of Anime Vice day by day. They shut down the CV Twitter and Youtube. They also fused the Facebook page into the Gamespot page. Articles are posted with a month long break in between them (if lucky), and they keep letting Comic Book Movie reviews slip through their fingers. It's time to get some new blood in here, and I'd like to put in my application.
My Application
Education: I'm an English Major. I'd like to put my education to good use or I'm going to end up having to eat my degree.
Experience: I've written a review here and there, but what I lack in experience I make up for with raging tenacity. I can also be an overly critical asshole like any other Comic Book Nerd.
Dedication: I have nothing else going on, my social life is pretty much dead so you won't have to worry about me needing time off.
Special Skills: I may not write as eloquently as some people here, but I make up for it with pizzazz. Some people, including those that have worked here, lacked that. Boring articles with very lame jokes, snooze! You need to keep your readers engaged, and I can do that.
Innovation: I'm always willing to try something new and push the boundaries. As someone who used this site when it was actually maintained, the people here love to be interacted with and that'll be a big part of my reign.
Social Media: I don't like using Twitter, but I will adapt. I'll also put out quality podcasts.
Reviews: I'll also review mainly CBMs and CBTV. That seems to be where the real money is. Occasionally I'll review big event titles, like Rebirth. Which if you knew me, you'd know I'm forcing myself to do that.
Diversity: I'm Mexican, which means I'm a hard worker. Also good to get some diversity into this corporate world.
MAKE COMIC VINE GREAT AGAIN!
HIRE ME! PLEASE! I HAVE NOTHING ELSE GOING ON AND YOU NEED SOMEONE TO KEEP THIS SITE ALIVE! I'll DO IT SUPER CHEAP AND I HAVE A MOVIE PASS SO I CAN GO SEE ANY MOVIE WITHOUT IT COSTING YOU A THING!