Say a superpower then the person below says your weakness

Contracts every known disease in mankind unto yourself

Never getting tired, but always fully rested

But you take the disease

Gaz Manipulation

Your body is always in a gaseous state

Odor manipulation

But gains the disease in return.

Chainsaw levitation.

did we all respond to the disease one lol

And the chainsaw's turn evil and cut you

super strength

Only compared to an ant.

Fart body

Highly flammable

molecular manipulation

Of only clothing.

Fire breathing.

Burn your mouth usisng it.

Fart magic

@rockette@god_vulcan@amnesiak Not only you all answered to the same power, but you all thought of the same counterpower?

Amazing... What are the odds?

That consist on noisless, odorless farts.

The power to control a super-indestrutible-ironman-like-robot with your mind, in a telephaty-like way, as in you can control it from any distance and when doing so you can "see" in your mind what the robort sees, in such a way that you can be at your home and the super-indestructible-ironman-like-robot can be in China kicking some ass for you, if you so deem it fit.

the robot malfunctions and kills you

precognition

Can only see someone else's future

omnipotence

For 10 seconds

Power to breathe underwater

Hydrophobia

Telepathy

Only when you're high af.

Superspeed

But only in bed.

The ability to shoot corn out of your anus.

But only when you have pants on, that can't be penetrated by the corn.

Being able to TP everyone.

In your dreams

Reality wrapping

But can only reality wrap your own presents. :(

Power leech.

Only when drunk

Power to revive the dead

But they follow you everywhere and just stand there.

Precognition.

Every time you use it you go back in time for the corresponding unit of time you foresaw

Immortality

Only against red bunnies.

Hair manipulation

Can only affect pubic hairs.

Supreme control over complex magic that exists beyond the quantum nature of the universe!

Can't affect anything in the universe

Hormone manipulation

That can only affect certain breeds of hairless rodent.

The ability to fall asleep and wake up at will.

A blow horn

Subatomic deconstruction.

But you are unable to understand what subatomic particles are, hence never use your power for you know not what to do with it.

You can make anyone fall in love with you for the amount of time you deem fit, and then fall out of love, if you so please.

Anyone else who loves that person goes into a blind rage and will stop at nothing to kill you.

Molecular Distortion

only your molecules

ability to have no weakness

Only if you stab puppies.

Control females.

Have uncontrollable bowl syndrome.

Ability to swap my gender on the fly.

Suffers of severe phallophobia.

Radar Sense like Daredevil's

@buckwheat: a gun

Being batman (that is a superpower)

@buckwheat: fire/guns things that are fast lol

Thor hammer

But you're extremely slow.

Heat vision.

Your eyes are not heat resistant.

The ability to manipulate the emotions of those around you.

But you can only make them feel the emotion you are feeling at that point.

The ability to give birth, painlessly, regardless of gender.

Only to alien chest bursters that disable your sense of pain before popping out.

The ability to enter and control other people's dreams.

But you get constantly chased by Freddy Krueger, who's trying his hardest to rape and kill you.

The ability to turn into a sentient bucket of water.

But the inability to return to human form and you don't control said water

The power to say where things were yesterday by smelling them

But you will vomit everytime you do that.

The ability to change reality, outside of your dreams.

but you sleep 23 hours,59 minutes, and 59 seconds out of the day.

the ability to manipulate matter

Only on unorganic objects and you are afraid to use it.

Telepathy

But can only speak to plants (not control them, which would be another power completely). You can also talk outloud to plants wen you water them, they say they grow better if you do.

The ability to win at ANY game you play

But only because everyone feels so sorry for you that they let you win.

Can reverse the effects of phenomena

Only to gain a more severe form on phenomena.

Ability to predict disasters

No one will ever believe you when they're warned.

Whipped cream vision. (I shoot whipped cream from my eyes.)