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#1 Edited by Pirateking (619 posts) - - Show Bio

^

For example:

"Invisibility"

"Only in the dark"

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#2 Posted by Pirateking (619 posts) - - Show Bio

I'll start.

Flight

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#4 Edited by _Logos_ (1907 posts) - - Show Bio

Gravity, Extreme Cases of Air-Friction (dependent on speed), Lack of Oxygen (dependent factors involved)

Telekinesis

Also there is no question in this topic.

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#5 Edited by Pirateking (619 posts) - - Show Bio

@princeleif said:

Gravity, Extreme Cases of Air-Friction (dependent on speed), Lack of Oxygen (dependent factors involved)

Telekinesis Only when you're drunk

Also there is no question in this topic.

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#6 Posted by SupremeGeneration (11457 posts) - - Show Bio

^ didn't mention a power

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#7 Posted by judasnixon (12663 posts) - - Show Bio

Didn't mention a power is his only power....

Phasing threw objects!

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#8 Posted by Hocko1999_VIRUS (2970 posts) - - Show Bio

Being unable to phase non-thrown objects.

Making corpses literally spin in their graves.

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#9 Posted by Lcienimbus (1509 posts) - - Show Bio

Blowing up said corpses

Reality manipulation

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#10 Posted by HeroUp2112 (18177 posts) - - Show Bio

Reality manipulates Lcienimbus back.

The ability to be seen through walls.

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#11 Edited by Battle123axe (8982 posts) - - Show Bio

Reality manipulates Lcienimbus back.

The ability to be seen through walls.

but the inability to live in a house

the ability to run at light speeds.

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#12 Posted by HeroUp2112 (18177 posts) - - Show Bio

With the inability to dodge insects.

Eyes in the back of your head.

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#13 Posted by Lcienimbus (1509 posts) - - Show Bio

see things you'd rather not

the ability to make a lame joke whenever you want

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#14 Posted by HeroUp2112 (18177 posts) - - Show Bio

A foe with a rapier wit.

Ability to make funnels of plasma.

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#15 Posted by Cable_Extreme (16783 posts) - - Show Bio

Weakness to plasma

Ability to spawn invisible straws to drink

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#16 Edited by HeroUp2112 (18177 posts) - - Show Bio

Liquid instant evaporation aura.

Stratospheric flight and invulnerability.

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#17 Posted by Lcienimbus (1509 posts) - - Show Bio

the ability to completely ignore you

omnipotentcy

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#18 Posted by Hypnos0929 (6491 posts) - - Show Bio

Only around other omnipotent beings

Ability to cause erectile disfunction

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#19 Posted by IceDemonKing (9985 posts) - - Show Bio

Only around a NEET.

Kamehameha blasts.

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#20 Posted by Buckwheat (2259 posts) - - Show Bio

Suffers of a terrible Kamehameha-phobia, to the point of terrible fear of the mere thought of a Kamehameha.

Indredible wealth, genius intelect and peak-human condition, trained in all forms of martial arts, master detective and indomitable will, with an over the top technologic body armor/suit carrying multiple portable arms and shaped after the image of a bat, to scare his enemies. Uses the code name: The Batman

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#21 Posted by Pirateking (619 posts) - - Show Bio

But your blind

Ability to climb on walls

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#22 Posted by SinIAm (1 posts) - - Show Bio

Afraid of heights

Ability to talk to the dead

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#23 Posted by deactivated-5a20a68641bc7 (1969 posts) - - Show Bio

But you live in the realm of immortals.

Ability to time travel.

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#24 Posted by Buckwheat (2259 posts) - - Show Bio

But only forward in time and at the speed that actual time passes.

Ability to fully access the speed force

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#25 Posted by Hypnos0929 (6491 posts) - - Show Bio

Only when jerking off

Ability to read minds

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#26 Edited by Buckwheat (2259 posts) - - Show Bio

Limited only to your own mind.

Permanent Invulnerabilty

(this thread is the best, got me laughing so much)

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#27 Posted by GIliad_ (6638 posts) - - Show Bio

You move like your joints are made of concrete...

Baccano immortality

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#28 Posted by _Logos_ (1907 posts) - - Show Bio

Depression from life

Pyrokinesis

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#29 Edited by Wispymatt (1592 posts) - - Show Bio

Scared of Fire

Teleportation

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#30 Posted by deactivated-5b60e98a8eb99 (11593 posts) - - Show Bio

Only underwater.

Can make people orgasm.

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#31 Posted by the_red_viper (12578 posts) - - Show Bio

Only if they are related to you.

Super strength

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#32 Posted by _Logos_ (1907 posts) - - Show Bio

The same force comes back to your arms

Weather Manipulation

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#33 Posted by Battle123axe (8982 posts) - - Show Bio

but you get struck by lightning every time

ferrokenisis

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#34 Posted by Scotsman (65 posts) - - Show Bio

Only works on pennies.

Healing

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#35 Edited by IceDemonKing (9985 posts) - - Show Bio

Only on yourself at the normal human rate.

Magic

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#36 Posted by Unusual_Suspect (721 posts) - - Show Bio

Paint Thinner. ("Noooooo, my Black Lotus!")

Superhearing.

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#37 Posted by DarkPsychicLord_Prime (4064 posts) - - Show Bio

You can't focus and you go insane.

The ability to breathe underwater, as well on land

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#38 Posted by cptstormsword (314 posts) - - Show Bio

Water gives you a bad rash.

Nuclear bombs make you stronger.

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#39 Posted by lettsplay10 (20589 posts) - - Show Bio

But dies of cancer in 2 minutes

Is Omnipotent

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#40 Edited by Jestersmiles (9826 posts) - - Show Bio

but dies to air

Shapeshifting

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#41 Posted by cptstormsword (314 posts) - - Show Bio

Can only shapeshift into naked people.

Ability to see the future.

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#42 Edited by _Logos_ (1907 posts) - - Show Bio

Only while moving towards the future at the average rate

Frost Manipulation

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#43 Posted by IceDemonKing (9985 posts) - - Show Bio

Only capable of making snowballs and that's with your hands.

Chocolate manipulation

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#44 Posted by NightIight (73 posts) - - Show Bio

Can't afford the chocolate to manipulate.

Genetic Mutation Manipulation

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#45 Posted by cptstormsword (314 posts) - - Show Bio

Can only mutate people into lizards

Ability to fart like a 50 kiloton nuke.

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#46 Posted by _Logos_ (1907 posts) - - Show Bio

Fart blasts upwards into your body

Matter Manipulation

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#47 Posted by Zearing (1534 posts) - - Show Bio

Only when you're asleep.

The ability to know where anyone you've ever talked to is at all times.

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#48 Posted by IndomitableRegal (15698 posts) - - Show Bio

Only works when they're within 15 feet.

Invisibility.

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#49 Posted by Superhero24 (4748 posts) - - Show Bio

@indomitableregal:

Only works when they're within 15 feet.

Invisibility. weakness - invisible only to women

immortality

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#50 Posted by TheWatcherKing (18258 posts) - - Show Bio

Is eternally sick due to it.

Time manipulation.

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