Who would you choose as a mutant lover?

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#1 Posted by Namor1987 (2096 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd pick Kitty or Rogue. Emma is a close 3rd but Storm & Psylocke are up there too.

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#2 Edited by labarith (730 posts) - - Show Bio

You know those poorly written japanese animes where the witless main character accidentally falls on/gropes/sees a naked classmate? 
 
You know how she calls him "hentai" at a drop of a hat? 
 
If that's a 1 hentai on a scale of 1 to 10, you're pushing 12 hentais and a restraining order. 
 
On the bright side, they have vending machines you'd love in japan.

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#3 Posted by TheCrowbar (4397 posts) - - Show Bio

Hentai means pervert.
 
12 perverts? Are you trying to say he's 12 people?

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#4 Posted by labarith (730 posts) - - Show Bio
@TheCrowbar said:
Hentai means pervert.  12 perverts? Are you trying to say he's 12 people?  
that or he has the pedophilia of 6 grown christian ministers...
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@labarith said:
@TheCrowbar said:
Hentai means pervert.  12 perverts? Are you trying to say he's 12 people?  
that or he has the pedophilia of 6 grown christian ministers...
Wow really dude? I"m not even christian and I found that offensive.
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#6 Posted by labarith (730 posts) - - Show Bio

Hey, if you can't laugh at organized religion exploiting the belief system of millions and utterly overlooking both their own religious ethics and commonsense moral decency to get their rocks off with underaged boys and girls, and the coverup that followed, let alone the official nazi youth Pope's analysis - that the 60s caused these priests to abuse children... what can you laugh at? 
 
But once again, I would like to point out the wholesale disgusting nature of discussing now which characters you like, but which you would "choose" for your "lover" - it has the callous and sexist sort of tone behind the movements of modern sex slavery. 
  
As for the Christian thing - I surely did not mean to offend Christians.  However, being reminded of ongoing uncontroversially immoral behavior by your moral leaders in the church (or in politics) cannot be a bad thing. 
 
For example, your average republican is a nice, hard working person with commonsense values and religious commitments.  They do not pretend to know everything about ethics, and instead put their faith in their religious teachings... for better or worse.  But these same good, hard working people all too often get suckered in by blatantly immoral politicians.  Look at Newt.  Here's a guy on his 3rd wife who cheated on his wife who was dying of cancer.  And the reason why he's not #1 in the presidential poles?  Because he flipflopped.  Sticking Mr. Hanky in another woman while his wife was dying of cancer... completely overlooked.  Horrible economic policy... overlooked.  Agreeing with a democrat?  BUSTED!  YOU COMMIE SWINE! 
 
So, yeah, if you're Christian, it might be in the interest of your immortal soul to pay attention to what the "man who talks to God" says. 
 
And if you have any common sense, when someone talks about "making a fictional character their lover"... well, you should call "rape" when you hear it. 
 
The sad thing is that if this thread was titled "Which mutant do you find most attractive?" it would be merely stupid fun, and I'm sure that's how the writer intended it.  I'm also sure there are plenty of priests who think %^*&(^%ing young alterboys comes with the job.  Neither is ok.

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#7 Posted by the_stegman (40417 posts) - - Show Bio

ahem..annnnnyway, getting back on topic, i choose Rogue

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#8 Edited by sesquipedalophobe (5417 posts) - - Show Bio

Thanos. I would tear him up.

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#9 Posted by Nefarious (35708 posts) - - Show Bio

Emma Frost.

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#10 Posted by labarith (730 posts) - - Show Bio
@The Stegman said:
ahem..annnnnyway, getting back on topic, i choose Rogue
How is you talking about making a fictional character your lover without their consent not on topic?
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#11 Posted by the_stegman (40417 posts) - - Show Bio
@labarith: dude, calm down, its just a fun thread, you don't have to take things so literally
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#12 Posted by labarith (730 posts) - - Show Bio

There's a difference between saying "Who do you find attractive?" and who would you "make your lover".  To not distinguish between the two is rather disturbing.

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#13 Posted by the_stegman (40417 posts) - - Show Bio
@labarith:  and the thread isn't called "who would you make your lover" its called "who would you choose for a lover" that pretty much assumes that whoever you choose obviously is willing and in consent 
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#14 Posted by PrinceIMC (5506 posts) - - Show Bio
@labarith said:
There's a difference between saying "Who do you find attractive?" and who would you "make your lover".  To not distinguish between the two is rather disturbing.
It doesn't say anywhere 'against their consent'.
 
Anyway my mutant crush is Kitty Pryde.
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#15 Posted by Namor1987 (2096 posts) - - Show Bio
@The Stegman

Thank you if they agreed. But anyways Kitty is totally hot & has badass powers btw that guy acts like someone is going to screw a comic character. Lol you can't buddy
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#16 Posted by the_stegman (40417 posts) - - Show Bio
@Namor1987: yeah kitty has continued to impress me over the years, but i have to admit, my BIGGEST comic crush is Zatanna from Dc, if she were real, i'd date her in a heart beat!
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#17 Posted by Namor1987 (2096 posts) - - Show Bio
@The Stegman
My top 3 from Marvel, DC, & independents are  Kitty Pryde , Power Girl, & Sara Pezzini from Witchblade. Also Raven is dateable along with Aspen & Ms Marvel
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#18 Posted by rhstickler (42 posts) - - Show Bio
@labarith said:
Hey, if you can't laugh at organized religion exploiting the belief system of millions and utterly overlooking both their own religious ethics and commonsense moral decency to get their rocks off with underaged boys and girls, and the coverup that followed, let alone the official nazi youth Pope's analysis - that the 60s caused these priests to abuse children... what can you laugh at? 
 
But once again, I would like to point out the wholesale disgusting nature of discussing now which characters you like, but which you would "choose" for your "lover" - it has the callous and sexist sort of tone behind the movements of modern sex slavery. 
  
As for the Christian thing - I surely did not mean to offend Christians.  However, being reminded of ongoing uncontroversially immoral behavior by your moral leaders in the church (or in politics) cannot be a bad thing. 
 
For example, your average republican is a nice, hard working person with commonsense values and religious commitments.  They do not pretend to know everything about ethics, and instead put their faith in their religious teachings... for better or worse.  But these same good, hard working people all too often get suckered in by blatantly immoral politicians.  Look at Newt.  Here's a guy on his 3rd wife who cheated on his wife who was dying of cancer.  And the reason why he's not #1 in the presidential poles?  Because he flipflopped.  Sticking Mr. Hanky in another woman while his wife was dying of cancer... completely overlooked.  Horrible economic policy... overlooked.  Agreeing with a democrat?  BUSTED!  YOU COMMIE SWINE! 
 
So, yeah, if you're Christian, it might be in the interest of your immortal soul to pay attention to what the "man who talks to God" says.  And if you have any common sense, when someone talks about "making a fictional character their lover"... well, you should call "rape" when you hear it.  The sad thing is that if this thread was titled "Which mutant do you find most attractive?" it would be merely stupid fun, and I'm sure that's how the writer intended it.  I'm also sure there are plenty of priests who think %^*&(^%ing young alterboys comes with the job.  Neither is ok.
Hey, those Priests are (usually)Catholics. Don't group Christians into one big motherf#cking label. Also, not all Christians are republicans and vice versa.  
Also, get your dumb head out of that tight ass of yours and stop bringing offensive sh!t into a harmless thread.
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#20 Posted by gravitypress (2102 posts) - - Show Bio

Mystique

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#21 Posted by MenaceForever2 (3866 posts) - - Show Bio

I would pick mystique I could have whoever I wanted

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#22 Edited by John Valentine (16466 posts) - - Show Bio
  • Kitty.
  • Monet.
  • Moonstar.
  • Psylocke.
  • Magik.
  • Domino.

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