Who has the stupidest/lamest origin?

This was inspired by the "Saddest origin" thread. So who do you think has an incredibly dumb and or ridiculous origin?

For me it's Superboy Prime. I like him, but his origin story is really really stupid.

Beata

Codpiece marvel. He gets mad that he has a small penis.

@shot: Well, can't beat that.

Aaaaaaand @shot wins.

Jmarshmallow

@shot: Did you discover him via Danger Dolan too?

Beata

/thread

Goku, Batman, Yoda,

Harry Potter, Gandalf, Chuck Norris..

*leaves thread*

Batman and Goku have the lamest origins

*Puts on Protective armor*

*Locks down house*

Wrong.

@captainbatman: You forgot Edward Elric and Yusuke. :P

I was joking

ALL the superhero origins that involves someone close to them dying.

I want a modern origin where nothing bad happens to a person after they get powers and they just decide to protect people. Is that too much to ask?

Mutants. They are born with powers? Seriously? Weak.

...

I actually having a hard time thinking up of an answer.

The Amazing Spider-Man reboot.

lol

@dbvse7: You best be trolling.

Yusuke who?

@iaconpoint: You're kidding right?

Beata

@blackwind: I'm being dead serious

( .-.)

Radioactive spider is pretty dumb IMO

I was going to say Spider-Man.

Spider-Man.

Ninja Turtles

@lateralus: What's stupid about their origin?

Phase 1: Ooze lands on turtles

Phase 2: ????

Phase 3: Ninjas

He-Man, Thunder Cats, Voltron, Godzilla, Big-O.

Wally West. What, are we really supposed to buy that the exact same one-in-a-million lab accident that happened to the guy who just so happens to be telling him about it just coincidentally happens to him?

Star-lord's original back story was really weird, I'm glad it got retconned. Rocket Raccoon's backstory was pretty ridicules as well, but at least it was interesting and unique.

So just like a perfect life? or can bad things happen to them way later

Codpiece. Also lamest supervillain.

Rocket Raccoon

@deathstroke02: Oh my gosh, I was about to post that! With that exact picture!

Wait, do you read Head Injury Theater too?

@squares: Great minds think alike.

I don't know what that is... Is it good?

Kick-Ass

*hides from All-Star*

@deathstroke02: YES, it's great! He's like one of my favourite reviewers ever! It's too bad he doesn't really do new stuff, though.

If you're interested in checking it out, his site is here.

What about the origin story of Tyroc, the one and only black member of the Legion of Super-Heroes? Along with the origin story of his people, in the 30th century, on an island exclusively for black people- with no black people permitted anywhere else in the entire universe. Stupid and lame origins? Undoubtedly.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Need I say more?

Female imitation of Thor!

I knew Batman was going to be mentioned here

@w0nd: I meant that they would become a hero because they're a good person. The tragedy can happen later.

invincible, tech jacket is like that I suppose. Savage dragon...I can't really think of any others

@w0nd: Jessica Jones.

Invincible.

@w0nd: thanks for the suggestions. And sorry for the late response. Forgot my password after going on a Star Wars The Old Republic binge.

@nickthedevil: forgot about invincible. Need to start over on that series.