For $10 Billion, Would You Become A Human Centipede?

You must be the person in the middle and you will only have to do this for one week before getting your money.

So what you're asking is: will I eat sh*t for 10 billion dollars?

No.

After I read ALL the fine print :) to make sure I'd GET my money..if it was only for a week. Hell, yes. EDIT: I would hire a GOOD lawyer to sign off on the contract too, you can BET

Nah. I'd probably contract e. coli and die from it. Not to mention I have some dignity. Dollar amount doesn't mean anything.

I don't degrade myself or compromise my moral values for anything/anyone, so no.

No thanks..

If I get to be the front.

lol I ate shit as a Texas Prison Guard and in the Army for 15 years got low pay and a broken back. I can eat a little more for 10 Billion ;)

More power to you then, b. lmao

Glad I'll never have to find OUT, but I could do a lot of good with 10 billion for just a week's worth of, well...pure Hell to be honest. Haven't been to Hell, but I've been to someplace where I could see it from.

What a effed up question...

@monsterstomp: True

If I had to be in the middle or the back, absolutely not. The front on the other hand is totally different.

No

You'd lose a bit of dignity/honor/values whatever for seven days, only to come out as one of the most powerful, able, and free people in the world who can do whatever they want whenever they want for the rest of your posh and relaxed life.

@mchm: I'm good.

Except, if all you ate was shit for those 7 days, you'd die.

@mchm: Oh, I wouldn't be posh and relaxed. With that much money I could start helping again, not just be a broken old soldier talking about comics (though that IS very enjoyable). I could HELP people again, I could open battered women and children's shelters. Donate significant money to green energy research, back decent political candidates at local levels who could actually DO something at local levels (I'd invest half of it first actually, to make sure I could KEEP doing these things). Put money into low cost housing for those that can't afford decent housing, and hire private police for the area (if I had to). Ideally, I'd back good candidates and make donations to the standing police and fire departments so that I wouldn't HAVE to hire private police. Donate to Veteran's causes. Hell, I'd create awards for people who came up with good ideas for me to do things for people. My name wouldn't even have to be on any of it. I'm not going to lie, my friends and family would be set up with decent homes (not freaking mansions...that's silly) health care, school money and such...but the VAST bulk of it would go to helping the people. THAT would be worth seven days of eating butt chow.

Thank you I'll pass. Also, ewwwww!

I have a little thing called, you know, pride, so the answer is obviously...

NO.

I wouldn't dismiss it that quickly, it's enough money to not only be comfortable but be able to do anything you ever want for the rest of your life - you couldn't spend it if you tried, unless you donate/invest huge amounts.

That said.. Im too claustrophobic to handle it, I would totally eat shit though.

Noop.

Then you'd die a virgin.

Actually, I'd pay the person shitting in my mouth 25% of the winnings if he can hold it in for a week.

Heh no.

Actually I think having 10 billion dollars would get me laid 1000x more than I am now.

@bruxae: I tend to work pro bono *wink*

By HIV infected prosties :P

Eat da poo poo

My life is nowhere near bad enough to seriously consider this.

Plus as others have said, the likelihood of dying from this act is ridiculously high.

WTH?

I bet I could easily buy your mom with a fraction of the $$$.

Yay, I get this reference.

@bruxae: Bet I could buy your mom with bread.

Nice! Come up with that on your own? Oh wait, that's literally what I just said with bread instead of cash, lawl.

Sign me up for the front and cash in advance please.

I would have done it for free tbh

@bruxae: Man you lost. Its apparent by how confusing your response was.

GG :)

@monsterstomp: Wow, if you found that basic sentence confusing you must be . GG indeed. :)

Yes me and @kfhrfdu_89_76k will totally accept the challenge.

@bruxae: What's with the insults?

Never

I'd ask you the same, considering you started it.

Point out where I insulted you.