You and your Dad Run an Animal Gauntlet

You and your Dad Run an Animal Gauntlet

Simple, you, the viner reading this, and your father are put against a gauntlet of animals, how far do you make it? Can you clear?

Rules

• No weapons of any kind, pure hand to hand combat only
• You and your dad are both fully healed after each round
• You and your dad have theoretical perfect teamwork
• You and your dad are each fighting at your best mentally (whether that's enraged, calm, or whatever)
• None of the animals are rabid or diseased in general but they're trying their best to kill you
• No prep
• You're wearing a T-Shirt and shorts (so no protective clothing)
• Win by death only
• Start 30 feet apart
• Each fight takes place in a large 50 foot square ring that's caged all around

The Gauntlet

Round One:

Round Two:

Round Three:

Round Four:

Round Five:

Round Six:

Round Seven:

Round Eight:

Round Nine:

Round Ten:

Ngl 2. Baldy would just speedblitz and tackle both of us to the ground.

6 or 7, maybe even 8. Also, I would swap 7 and 6.

6 or 7.

Only way to win would be if the animal is to occupied with the other.

Give me a bat and I clear.

Stop at six.

Wolverines kill animals many times bigger than them and are hyper aggressive, these goddamn small things can kill Mooses and ward off Bears. I doubt we're getting past 4.

Stops hard at 4.

Jokes on you, I'm Fatherless

You put a wolverine below a pit bull? Well we stop at the Wolverine. My pop is 84 (still hits the heavy bag 5x week) but he would be useless vs Wolverine and I am now 49…I don’t see myself doing much either. Wolverines fight grizzly bears off their kills and steal them. I could solo a pit bull even at this age though.

We stop at Wolverine. Its already clear that wolverines can take down a Moose, which happened already. They are one of the most non-feared animals and very aggressive. They are like honey badgers, but in bear form.

It's an honor to be marked in this thread. My dad at his prime was in the military, but since OP restricts it to hand to hand... We could take wolverine down high diff but we would be injured enough to get fodderized unfortunately by cheetah and cougar. I don't think a pitbull is phasing us though. Most people don't realize that wolverines are very powerful for their small size.

Regarding the pit, the pitbull knows when it's outclassed. My mom's pitbull wandered into her donkey's enclosure and proceeded to go full submissive mode with belly up as the donkey tried to stomp it to death. Luckily the donkey had shit aim and the poor dog eventually escaped. Can't expect an encounter with us to go any different lmfao

I fear if the pitbull or wolverine bites my or my dad's nutsack. That's apocalypse. My dad already defended me of 3 assailants. He singlehandedly went and whooped the 3.

My dad has thrown hands in his life, he can wrestle and outmuscle a lot of people but animals are different

There is no two humans on earth that could 2v1 a Wolverine. You couldn’t punch/kick it hard enough or effectively choke it in any meaningful way. Meanwhile it would tear you to ribbons with its claws. A cheetah would be far easier.

Wolverine is a diabolical animal that could kill any human duo. I'm basically a human twig and my dad is definitely not in shape to take on most of these animals

My dad carries me to 6-7

@geekryan said:

I clear without the assistance of my father. Let's analyze the rounds one by one. I can demolish the first six animals with zero effort. A cougar is fast, but I'm simply just superior. Komodo dragons are overrated. If it manages to swallow me whole, I'll burst from the inside like Ant-Man.

@johnny-sins: your healed every round

OT: 7 or 8

@officialtopg: you taking on a cheetah no trouble?

Yes, cheetahs are mainly known for their travel speed. I'll pummel it to the ground.

could clear, the komodo dragon is the trickiest with venom, size, and bacteria

@officialtopg:

Thier also fast in combat with claws and throat targeting tendencies

@ragingsaiyan101: Cheetahs are not as fast as me. I can blitz them to oblivion.

I stop hardcore at round 5 since i'm a toddler, and pitbulls love mauling toddlers

my dad wouldn't be able to do much unless he has "standard gear", but disregarding that, the pitbull would likely maul us both with no chance of survival

@officialtopg: troll detected

mfs gotta be straight up delusional to think they can take on a FUCKING CHEETAH LOL. anyways, stop at 4. Wolverines are insane.

@kataraaaa: Are we healed between rounds?

@killmonger101: yeah

either of us solo, most of these animals will be afraid by default anyway

In that case, I still think we stop at 4 considering just how damn hard it is to kill a Wolverine. Chimp is a pretty hard stopping point.

Nobody’s clearing

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I am one with my gun. It is an extension of my hands in the same way swords are for weeaboos. Therefore it counts as hands still and I solo clear.

My dad and I probably hard stop at 7, but idk. We have a combined weight of 170kg, so maybe we could put any of these animals into massive joint bear hugs and strangle them to death. Probably not tho.

I asked my dad and he doesn't think that we'd get past the first one lol.

Potentially stop at 4 since Wolverine capable of fighting a Polar Bear and even at one point, one of them successfully fends off Polar Bear.

Wolverine should've been number 9. Ignoring that, stop at 7.

@seventhmoon: are you American?

I have guns, but can't carry them around except at the farm.

And the chimp bites my face off. Cheetahs are kind of weak, from what I know.

@pedrolopesmateus: Yes, and in a state with basically no restrictions on weaponry or specific licenses required.

@ryuko_matoi77: lol its hardly even bigger than a house cat. what is its path to victory? just punt the little mf. also the cheeta should be below the pitbull

@seventhmoon: wow, lucky. I'm a third world dweller. We only get the worst part of gun control (prices are high, hard to get a license) without the good part the Japanese get (Japanese criminals don't have guns... ours are more well armed than ISIS).

@pedrolopesmateus: Ah man, that's fucked bro. Genuinely sorry to hear that. Must suck dealing with a lot of the problems there. Hope you can manage to pull off a comfortable life there at least somehow.

No one beats 4. This is absurd.

Tearing your vital areas to shreds like it does to deer and even moose. If you think punting a Wolverine is going to stop it you're in for a deadly surprise mate. Almost all mustelids are shockingly resilient for their size and can take down prey much larger than themselves if they really tried.

my dad solos everyone in this list at the same time including me, massive mismatch

Wolverines are overlooked powerhouses stop at 4

@seventhmoon: lawl, I didn't mean to genuinely complain. More of a self depreciating joke, really. Think of British humor, talking semi-seriously about something shitty while still somehow sounding funny.

My life is already comfortable. Our murder rate is high but lower than say, Chicago's. Murder tends to mostly affect criminals almost everywhere in the world. I literally WORK in a Favela (yes, Brazilian) and yet the drug lords who control the place don't bother hospital staff at all.

The most powerful gangs are less of a threat to your average Joe than the "normal" junkies and bums.

That's all ultra off-topic but anyway, isn't this battle against the rules? I thought battles between 2 real world "characters" were banned.

@pedrolopesmateus: Ah alright, I see.

That's all ultra off-topic but anyway, isn't this battle against the rules? I thought battles between 2 real world "characters" were banned.

I may be wrong, but I think that only applies to specific individuals. General things like an animal species is fine if memory serves.

Most people are stopping at 2 (dive-bombing) my dad and I would unless we got lucky. We'd probably do better against the coyote in Round 3.

Hard stop at Round 4.

My father is a US Marine, and he survived both mortar shrapnel and being blown out of a tower, landing on his back from a 50 foot drop. I have many years of martial arts training, bushcrafting and was taught by a former Chief of the US Navy to use my surroundings as a weapon. Pops and I just might clear if we're smart enough.

clearing-my dad is pure physcho

round 6, my dad is a tank