Warning: Avoid science at all cost. It will only bring you disharmony.

Spidey gets attacked a lot, but he has to break the chains of oppression

even when he's lying down, beaten battered and bruised, he's standing up

standing up for something,

armor plated, slinging webs

strong as steel

dodging lizards, boxing goblins,

stomping rhinos. brutalizing kingpins,

vermin, and eaters of sin

spider man can do anything

with precision and accuracy

    he factually <br>

has superhuman agility

and the ability to foresee

an attack from his enemy

(except this one dude named Eddy)

they hate each other but sometimes are friendly

like when maximum carnage

threatens to tarnish

the image

of your friendly neighborhood good guy

introducing the return of the all new

annual, giant sized

crossover, variant cover

limited time offer

one hundredth special issue

when reading spider-man you might want to bring a tissue

there's a lot of death and tragedy

kind of sad you see....

with great power, comes great responsibility

kill em off, resurrect them

kill them off, resurrect them

grandmother, girlfriend, colleague, villain

impostors, symbiotes and clones of him

you bet spidey's out lived all of them.

for him to live so long he's got to be the definition of perfection

who knew spiders had grim reeper detection

ultimate, unlimited,

spectacular, sensational,

and don't forget amazing

he batters his nemesis as his fist move with blazing

velocity

constantly

he's got to be

in all probability

bullet proof.

leaps from the street to the roof.

so quickly and gracefully

to get caught in the web of death and escape so frequently

must really suck after a while

80 issues a year for half century

he'll eventually

be a hundred and thirty three

and disrupt the whole time-space continuity

cause ya see

back in 93

there used to be

this monthly magazine

called spider-man 2099,

        which I never read<br>        Anyway, there's a point to be said:<br>                Let Spidey rest already.