Once upon a time there was a super beautiful girl named kelly. She was so awesome but she longed for the days when she was normal, before the accident. 2 years ago kelly's breast implant jelly leaked into her brain and unlocked her hidden potential. Kelly soon had the power to shift her body from flab to fab, from curves to bones! She dedicated her life to helping out her comic vine friends from Kiki. Kiki was bit by a crazy, rabies infected squirrel and allowed her to grow her teeth. After she gained control of her powers Kiki decided to overtake Comic Vine in order to be the most popular skank in the internet. Kelly known as Super Babe heard of kiki's evil plot of Sending mass spam emails to all comic Vine members and decided to stop her. When Super Babe and Kiki finally squared off Super Babe shifted into a heroine sheik model, however this proved an advantage to kiki. Kiki bit Super Babe's Ankle and she passed out. 
 
to be continued in episode 2, What will happen to super Babe and Comic Vine?

This is Super Babe! (it's actually me but don't tell kiki)

OMG you guys wont believe what happened to me. I wanted to create a cosplay costume of catwoman, so I bought These beautiful black high heel boots. As soon as I got home I tried them on only to fall!!! I blame the boots because the heel broke off. I was so furious so i decided to take them back to the store and get a refund. When I got there the girl behind the counter was giving me attitude saying they couldn't take them back, that ugly bitch was jealous!  Dont ever, EVER, buy boots from SuperMall they're cheap! Now I have to drive 20 miles to go to the damn mall and buy some boots that'll probably cost me $20!!!!!