This is a fun kind of thread I once saw on another comic site.
I'll start.
You know you're obsessed with the X-Men when...

You often walk around the house with butter knives between your knuckles, pretending you're Wolverine.

You've searched for "1407 Graymalkin Lane" on Mapquest.

You keep a pair of ruby quartz sunglasses with you at all times "just in case".

Any time you see a bald guy in a wheelchair, you try to 'project' your thoughts at him, praying for a response.

You're convinced it was your emerging telekinetic powers that opened those doors for you at Wal-Mart, not some stupid pressure-sensitive pad.

You train your pets in "danger room" sessions you set up in your basement.

LMFAO

"This is a fun kind of thread I once saw on another comic site.I'll start.You know you're obsessed with the X-Men when...You often walk around the house with butter knives between your knuckles, pretending you're Wolverine.You've searched for "1407 Graymalkin Lane" on Mapquest.You keep a pair of ruby quartz sunglasses with you at all times "just in case".Any time you see a bald guy in a wheelchair, you try to 'project' your thoughts at him, praying for a response.You're convinced it was your emerging telekinetic powers that opened those doors for you at Wal-Mart, not some stupid pressure-sensitive pad.You train your pets in "danger room" sessions you set up in your basement."

"Power NeXus said:

"This is a fun kind of thread I once saw on another comic site.I'll start.You know you're obsessed with the X-Men when...You often walk around the house with butter knives between your knuckles, pretending you're Wolverine.You've searched for "1407 Graymalkin Lane" on Mapquest.You keep a pair of ruby quartz sunglasses with you at all times "just in case".Any time you see a bald guy in a wheelchair, you try to 'project' your thoughts at him, praying for a response.You're convinced it was your emerging telekinetic powers that opened those doors for you at Wal-Mart, not some stupid pressure-sensitive pad.You train your pets in "danger room" sessions you set up in your basement."

Are you serious?"

I knew I was obsessed with the X-Men when I thought I could control the weather after watching X-Men & when I could see pieces of my future happening and somehow reliving it
(I soon believed I would become an X-Men) XD

when you keep on saying SNIKT.

When you dream about it!

 just had a dream last night that I was telekinetic. 

You're desperately trying to get a hot blond girlfriend after the redhead left you.

You know you're obsessed with the X-men when you get in a fight and you forget nothing happens when YOU take your sunglasses off.

You get really pissed and you just think of one word.. 'Snikt'

when you touch people and wonder why they are not fainting
when you try to concentrate to life objects
when you try probing other people mind
when you keep saying bub
when the weather is bad and you start thinking that it was because you were angry

You know you're obsessed with X-Men when you create a "you know you're obsessed with x-men when..." thread on comic vine

When after all the years you got this song in your head all day long

"geometry said:

"Power NeXus said:

"This is a fun kind of thread I once saw on another comic site.I'll start.You know you're obsessed with the X-Men when...You often walk around the house with butter knives between your knuckles, pretending you're Wolverine.You've searched for "1407 Graymalkin Lane" on Mapquest.You keep a pair of ruby quartz sunglasses with you at all times "just in case".Any time you see a bald guy in a wheelchair, you try to 'project' your thoughts at him, praying for a response.You're convinced it was your emerging telekinetic powers that opened those doors for you at Wal-Mart, not some stupid pressure-sensitive pad.You train your pets in "danger room" sessions you set up in your basement."

Are you serious?"

It's a game, dude. You know. Humor? Sarcasm? Ever heard of those things?
Geesh...
"

"when you touch people and wonder why they are not faintingwhen you try to concentrate to life objectswhen you try probing other people mindwhen you keep saying bubwhen the weather is bad and you start thinking that it was because you were angry"

When you stare at your fist for hours on end trying as hard as you can to make claws pop out.

When you wonder why you never learned about the island of Genosha in World History class.

When you fear for your life when you see someone about to throw a playing card at you.

When your friend asks you, "Hey, want to watch some cable". And you say, "Yeah! Who's he fighting?".

When your life's ambition is to voyage to the depths of Antartica to discover the Savage Land.

This thread makes me smile and LOL.

Thanks ^^

when you wake up hoping your powers have emerged ]=

When you instantly recognize every single cameo appearance and inside joke in all three X-Men movies.

"when you wake up hoping your powers have emerged ]="

you know your obsessed with x-men when ...
...everytime you make a fist you make the snikt sound effect
...when you pick things up or open doors with your right hand you make a motion with your left hand like your using telekinesis

"you know your obsessed with x-men when ......everytime you make a fist you make the snikt sound effect...when you pick things up or open doors with your right hand you make a motion with your left hand like your using telekinesis"

pixelized! Where do you live? you posted that last comment 6 hours ago! and that would have been at 4:00 in the morning!

you know your obbsessed with x-men if you have this shirt

"TelekineticSun said:

"you know your obsessed with x-men when ......everytime you make a fist you make the snikt sound effect...when you pick things up or open doors with your right hand you make a motion with your left hand like your using telekinesis"

do you seriously say "snikt?"Not once, in my 16 years of life have i ever said that out loud"

"pixelized said:

"TelekineticSun said:

"you know your obsessed with x-men when ......everytime you make a fist you make the snikt sound effect...when you pick things up or open doors with your right hand you make a motion with your left hand like your using telekinesis"

do you seriously say "snikt?"Not once, in my 16 years of life have i ever said that out loud"

nah, i dont say snikt, ill make the metal clanging sound his claws make when they come out"

You know your obsessed with the Xmen when two of your future children will be named after a team mate and a once enemy

Piotr

and Callisto

You know your obsessed with x-men when you legally change your families last name to Xavier,Summers,Grey, or Wolverine

"You know your obsessed with x-men when you legally change your families last name to Xavier,Summers,Grey, or Wolverine"

you know your obsessed when you think your super senses will allow you to sniff people out

You know you're obsessed with the X-Men when..
 
you go through 50 cans of hairspray

you know you're a geek and you try speaking to cheerleader at school with a cajun accent

you create a character on comicvine based off an X-Men

"When you instantly recognize every single cameo appearance and inside joke in all three X-Men movies."

"You know you're obsessed with the X-Men when.. you go through 50 cans of hairspray

Logan's hair

"This is a fun kind of thread I once saw on another comic site.I'll start.You know you're obsessed with the X-Men when...You often walk around the house with butter knives between your knuckles, pretending you're Wolverine.You've searched for "1407 Graymalkin Lane" on Mapquest.You keep a pair of ruby quartz sunglasses with you at all times "just in case".Any time you see a bald guy in a wheelchair, you try to 'project' your thoughts at him, praying for a response.You're convinced it was your emerging telekinetic powers that opened those doors for you at Wal-Mart, not some stupid pressure-sensitive pad.You train your pets in "danger room" sessions you set up in your basement."

"Logan's hair"

"Power NeXus said:

"This is a fun kind of thread I once saw on another comic site.I'll start.You know you're obsessed with the X-Men when...You often walk around the house with butter knives between your knuckles, pretending you're Wolverine.You've searched for "1407 Graymalkin Lane" on Mapquest.You keep a pair of ruby quartz sunglasses with you at all times "just in case".Any time you see a bald guy in a wheelchair, you try to 'project' your thoughts at him, praying for a response.You're convinced it was your emerging telekinetic powers that opened those doors for you at Wal-Mart, not some stupid pressure-sensitive pad.You train your pets in "danger room" sessions you set up in your basement."

The only thing I haven't done is search for Greymalkin lane which i'll probably get to right now hahaha"

When you have the X-Men theme song from the cartoon set as your ringtone.

You're over thirty and still subscribed to Amazon for X-Men comics.

you know your obsessed when you wear leather jump suits with a little x on them and call everyone bub!

When you have a fetish for people with blue skin.

"you know your obsessed when you wear leather jump suits with a little x on them and call everyone bub!"

"loganreme said:

"you know your obsessed when you wear leather jump suits with a little x on them and call everyone bub!"

there's a thin line between Obsessed and Crazy."

When you cry because you can't make your hair look like Wolverine's when you go to the midnight premier of his movie (tonight! WOOHOO!).

when you think there's a clone of yourself someone out there

When you throw playing cards at furniture

"When after all the years you got this song in your head all day long

  

"

You know your obsessed with X-men when going through puberty you were SURE your mutants powers would come....and then after wards when they didnt show up blamed it on mental blocks that Xavier put on you without you knowing so you wont become a treat to the worl

You kill of two of your quintouplet kids to have the stepford cuckoos.

When you wonder how the one-eyed giants of Greek mythology came to be named after Scott Summers.

"You kill of two of your quintouplet kids to have the stepford cuckoos."