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    The X-Men are a superhero team of mutants founded by Professor Charles Xavier. They are dedicated to helping fellow mutants and sworn to protect a world that fears and hates them.

    Jesus was a mutant

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    #1  Edited By krspaceT

    A guy who could walk on water and turn water to wine?

    In a world of natural mutations, 'gods' who can die like the Olympains or Asgardians, is it really so hard to imagine that he was a mutant?

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    #2  Edited By SandMan_

    Oh boy....

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    #3  Edited By joshmightbe

    @krspaceT: Well he could have also been an Eternal, Inhuman, Magic User, Alien or actual Demi god/God since all those things exist within the Marvel U

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    #4  Edited By TheCrowbar

    Doesn't matter what Jesus was because

    CYCLOPS WAS RIGHT!!!

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    #5  Edited By dangallant984

    @krspaceT: naw, he was a god -y'know, like Hercules..

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    #6  Edited By AssertingValor

    @SandMan_ said:

    Oh boy....
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    #7  Edited By ThanoStomp

    Perhaps he was a mutant... he's got Gambit-level agility skillz.

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    #8  Edited By Veitha

    No guys, no. He wasn't a mutant, He was a Doctor(read Authority by Millar)

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    #9  Edited By fesak  Moderator

    Fun fact; Jesus was an arabic jew, and the classic white guy bearded look is actually Cesare Borgia who was quite successful with the iconography switcheroo.

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    @fesak said:

    Fun fact; Jesus was an arabic jew, and the classic white guy bearded look is actually Cesare Borgia who was quite successful with the iconography switcheroo.

    O rly?

    Then why does this painting predate Cesare by almost a thousand years?

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    #12  Edited By KnightRise

    @Yz said:

    @fesak said:

    Fun fact; Jesus was an arabic jew, and the classic white guy bearded look is actually Cesare Borgia who was quite successful with the iconography switcheroo.

    O rly?

    Then why does this painting predate Cesare by almost a thousand years?

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    Skin of bronze, hair of wool.

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    #13  Edited By Jonny_Anonymous
    @KnightRise said:

    @Yz said:

    @fesak said:

    Fun fact; Jesus was an arabic jew, and the classic white guy bearded look is actually Cesare Borgia who was quite successful with the iconography switcheroo.

    O rly?

    Then why does this painting predate Cesare by almost a thousand years?

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    Skin of bronze, hair of wool.

    huh?
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    #14  Edited By fesak  Moderator

    Jesus wasn't a very good character design, he's basically a rip-off of Cesare Borgia and only appears in the sequel. He had epic trolling skills though, especially when he tricked his slaves into being cannibals, or when he appears on peoples toast.

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    #15  Edited By AgeofHurricane

    Oh Lord, forgive me for the people i will hurt.

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    #16  Edited By TheCrowbar

    @Yz said:

    @fesak said:

    Fun fact; Jesus was an arabic jew, and the classic white guy bearded look is actually Cesare Borgia who was quite successful with the iconography switcheroo.

    O rly?

    Then why does this painting predate Cesare by almost a thousand years?

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    WOAH WOAH WOAH! Jesus had a lazy eye!?

    BRB going to hell.

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    #17  Edited By colonyofcells

    Wolverine also has healing powers so maybe Wolverine used to be Jesus ?

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    #18  Edited By Loki9876

    @joshmightbe said:

    @krspaceT: Well he could have also been an Eternal, Inhuman, Magic User, Alien or actual Demi god/God since all those things exist within the Marvel U

    true that

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    #19  Edited By Loki9876

    @Yz: I'm sorry but he's right cesare is the guy that they used to base jesus' looks off.

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    #20  Edited By TheCrowbar

    @colonyofcells said:

    Wolverine also has healing powers so maybe Wolverine used to be Jesus ?

    Can we try to keep Wolverine out of at least 1 book!

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    #21  Edited By Onemoreposter

    I love this thread.

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    #22  Edited By ZEELLO

    is there any proof that jesus actually did those things and not just something made up by the bible?

    I hear the four gospels get more over the top in the order they were written, as if each one was an edit to make jesus look more divine.

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    #23  Edited By papad1992

    @LordMaverick said:

    @SandMan_ said:

    Oh boy....
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    #24  Edited By Jean199999

    I'd say he was more of a mage with DK powers.

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    #25  Edited By dangallant984

    @TheCrowbar said:

    @colonyofcells said:

    Wolverine also has healing powers so maybe Wolverine used to be Jesus ?

    Can we try to keep Wolverine out of at least 1 book!

    fell off my chair and swallowed my gum!

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    #26  Edited By Son Of Storm

    Jesus..........was an alien/mutant/fictional character/divine being/cyborg!

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    I mean this would make sense, although I would think he would be a mutant inhuman because I would think 2 powers so distinct would come from 2 different sources, but that’s just me.

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    Or a magician? An inhuman? Or indeed son of a diety?

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