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    Character » Wonder Woman appears in 8808 issues.

    The Amazon princess, blessed with god-like super abilities, Wonder Woman is one of Earth's most powerful defenders of peace, justice, and equality and a member of the Justice League. She is considered an archetype for many heroines outside of comic book. Her initial origin depicted her as a clay baby brought to life by patron goddess Aphrodite, but in recent years she has been depicted as the daughter of Zeus and Amazon queen Hippolyta.

    Why cant WW get laid?

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    #1  Edited By Zenma

    well she's an amazon and they despise men so is that the reason?

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    #2  Edited By Zenma

    Vance Astro says:

    "Why did you write so much?Diana shouldn't get laid...they will ruin the character."

    that too and she's tall

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    #3  Edited By Vrakmul

    She should never get laid. She's an Amazon, they hate men, it would be a oxymoron.

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    #4  Edited By DangerousCurves

    It's about time Diana, the poor girl, gets a freaking boyfriend already. Surely, she don’t need no man to define her, much like Superman and Batman’s characters are never burdened by their relationships, but for Wonder Woman it’s about time we get a little romance in the book. Superman has been married for years now, Batman has bedded many a hot tamale, but I fear that when it comes time for Diana to take the plunge into virginity-be-gone-land the debates in comicdom will rage. I hope we can avoid the "very special" issue of Wonder Woman and just deal with it in the background of a larger story. For many, seeing someone as sexually innocent as Wonder Woman, perhaps the lone non-hyper-sexualized female character in comics, experience a very real and true aspect of human behavior will be both shocking and newsworthy. I venture to say that the issue in which Wonder Woman finally ends her decades-long ties to chastity will cause a huge eruption of press (no pun intended). Why is this? Did we get forum battles when Batman had his illegitimate child with Thalia? Did we hear tons of scuttlebutt from the comic masses when Superman danced the lights fantastic on his honeymoon? But for a woman hero, much less a comic book icon, to have sex . . . well, the repercussions are sure to be massive.

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    #5  Edited By Gottheit

    Wonder Woman is hardly innocent...and, what makes you think her being an amazon would choose a male, IF she decided to bunker down in her special bunk?

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    #6  Edited By Copy

    Zenma says:

    "well she's an amazon and they despise men so is that the reason?"

    Not really. According to greek legend Amazons kept men around to make them work and to have sex.

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    #7  Edited By Zenma

    is batman going to be the first?

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    #8  Edited By vance_astro  Moderator

    Why did you write so much?Diana shouldn't get laid...they will ruin the character.

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    #9  Edited By King_Saturn

    I think Batman will tap it first on Diana. Its going to happen its only a matter of time. Who knows, he may have already done it. LOL

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    #10  Edited By Apparition

    it would be nice if she could find love

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    #11  Edited By King_Saturn

    Vance Astro says:

    "King Saturn says:
    "I think Batman will tap it first on Diana. Its going to happen its only a matter of time. Who knows, he may have already done it. LOL"
    That would be more of a Tony Stark move."

    LMAO. Yeah

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    #12  Edited By Methos

    Dreadnaught says:

    "She should never get laid. She's an Amazon, they hate men, it would be a oxymoron. "

    well i can pretty much safely say you don't know much about WW then lol

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    #13  Edited By vance_astro  Moderator

    Amazon's don't hate men and neither does Diana.

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    #14  Edited By vance_astro  Moderator

    Zenma says:

    "is batman going to be the first?"

    Maybe if she was WonderMan

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    #15  Edited By vance_astro  Moderator

    King Saturn says:

    "I think Batman will tap it first on Diana. Its going to happen its only a matter of time. Who knows, he may have already done it. LOL"

    That would be more of a Tony Stark move.

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    #16  Edited By Apparition

    King Saturn says:

    "I think Batman will tap it first on Diana. Its going to happen its only a matter of time. Who knows, he may have already done it. LOL"

    must it be about tapping it? can't she just have a nice slow developing, romantic relationship?

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    #17  Edited By vance_astro  Moderator

    Apparition says:

    "King Saturn says:
    "I think Batman will tap it first on Diana. Its going to happen its only a matter of time. Who knows, he may have already done it. LOL"
    must it be about tapping it? can't she just have a nice slow developing, romantic relationship?"

    She shouldn't have one at all.She's better as an independent woman.Relationships make characters suck.

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    #18  Edited By King_Saturn

    Apparition says:

    "Vance Astro says:
    "Apparition says:
    "King Saturn says:
    "I think Batman will tap it first on Diana. Its going to happen its only a matter of time. Who knows, he may have already done it. LOL"
    must it be about tapping it? can't she just have a nice slow developing, romantic relationship?"
    She shouldn't have one at all.She's better as an independent woman.Relationships make characters suck."
    if it's a choice between staying without someone or some hero being the first to "tap it" and get bragging rights, then i have to agree with you"

    It was supposed to be a joke.

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    #19  Edited By Apparition

    Vance Astro says:

    "Apparition says:
    "King Saturn says:
    "I think Batman will tap it first on Diana. Its going to happen its only a matter of time. Who knows, he may have already done it. LOL"
    must it be about tapping it? can't she just have a nice slow developing, romantic relationship?"
    She shouldn't have one at all.She's better as an independent woman.Relationships make characters suck."

    if it's a choice between staying without someone or some hero being the first to "tap it" and get bragging rights, then i have to agree with you

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    #20  Edited By King_Saturn

    Apparition says:

    "King Saturn says:
    "Apparition says:
    "Vance Astro says:
    "Apparition says:
    "King Saturn says:
    "I think Batman will tap it first on Diana. Its going to happen its only a matter of time. Who knows, he may have already done it. LOL"
    must it be about tapping it? can't she just have a nice slow developing, romantic relationship?"
    She shouldn't have one at all.She's better as an independent woman.Relationships make characters suck."
    if it's a choice between staying without someone or some hero being the first to "tap it" and get bragging rights, then i have to agree with you"
    It was supposed to be a joke. "
    sorry ks!"

    Oh its okay. I really didnt give a heads up with the jk.

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    #21  Edited By Apparition

    King Saturn says:

    "Apparition says:
    "Vance Astro says:
    "Apparition says:
    "King Saturn says:
    "I think Batman will tap it first on Diana. Its going to happen its only a matter of time. Who knows, he may have already done it. LOL"
    must it be about tapping it? can't she just have a nice slow developing, romantic relationship?"
    She shouldn't have one at all.She's better as an independent woman.Relationships make characters suck."
    if it's a choice between staying without someone or some hero being the first to "tap it" and get bragging rights, then i have to agree with you"
    It was supposed to be a joke. "

    sorry ks!

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    #22  Edited By DangerousCurves

    Vance Astro says:

    "Why did you write so much?Diana shouldn't get laid...they will ruin the character."

    I had a lot to say about it

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    #23  Edited By zee crusher

    If i remember she did in one comic and wasn't it by superman?? Then gog came and beat every one up an then beat superman and WW up and took the kid??

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    #24  Edited By Apparition

    zee crusher says:

    "If i remember she did in one comic and wasn't it by superman?? Then gog came and beat every one up an then beat superman and WW up and took the kid??"

    musta been some dream you had

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    #25  Edited By DangerousCurves

    Zenma says:

    "is batman going to be the first?"

    i hope so

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    #26  Edited By Apparition

    dont mind him, he's just anti-relationships... for ww anyway

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    #27  Edited By DangerousCurves

    zee crusher says:

    "If i remember she did in one comic and wasn't it by superman?? Then gog came and beat every one up an then beat superman and WW up and took the kid??"

    Could that have been on another earth?

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    #28  Edited By vance_astro  Moderator

    Apparition says:

    "Vance Astro says:
    "Apparition says:
    "King Saturn says:
    "I think Batman will tap it first on Diana. Its going to happen its only a matter of time. Who knows, he may have already done it. LOL"
    must it be about tapping it? can't she just have a nice slow developing, romantic relationship?"
    She shouldn't have one at all.She's better as an independent woman.Relationships make characters suck."

    if it's a choice between staying without someone or some hero being the first to "tap it" and get bragging rights, then i have to agree with you"

    I would rather WW lose her V card to a random superhero then to be in a relationship.

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    #29  Edited By DangerousCurves

    Vance Astro says:

    "Apparition says:
    "Vance Astro says:
    "Apparition says:
    "King Saturn says:
    "I think Batman will tap it first on Diana. Its going to happen its only a matter of time. Who knows, he may have already done it. LOL"
    must it be about tapping it? can't she just have a nice slow developing, romantic relationship?"
    She shouldn't have one at all.She's better as an independent woman.Relationships make characters suck."
    if it's a choice between staying without someone or some hero being the first to "tap it" and get bragging rights, then i have to agree with you"
    I would rather WW lose her V card to a random superhero then to be in a relationship."

    Really? I would hate that. Not saying it wont happen.

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    #30  Edited By DangerousCurves

    Apparition says:

    "dont mind him, he's just anti-relationships... for ww anyway"

    lol, well they hook up charters all the time. The bat family is constantly in and out of relationship. I'm just saying, give the girl some LOVEN!

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    #31  Edited By lordraiden

    King Saturn says:

    "I think Batman will tap it first on Diana. Its going to happen its only a matter of time. Who knows, he may have already done it. LOL"

    god bless him lol

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    #32  Edited By vance_astro  Moderator

    DangerousCurves says:

    "Vance Astro says:
    "Apparition says:
    "Vance Astro says:
    "Apparition says:
    "King Saturn says:
    "I think Batman will tap it first on Diana. Its going to happen its only a matter of time. Who knows, he may have already done it. LOL"
    must it be about tapping it? can't she just have a nice slow developing, romantic relationship?"
    She shouldn't have one at all.She's better as an independent woman.Relationships make characters suck."
    if it's a choice between staying without someone or some hero being the first to "tap it" and get bragging rights, then i have to agree with you"
    I would rather WW lose her V card to a random superhero then to be in a relationship."

    Really? I would hate that. Not saying it wont happen. "

    Anything but a relationship will do.Emma and Scott and Reed and Sue are the only people I think pull it off right.Everyone else gets in a relationship and and then they are all about each other instead of the task at hand.OMG Wiccan and Hulkling pissed me the f#ck off at the end or RunwaysYoung Avengers.Wiccan was all..Teddy does this and Teddy does that..I was like "JUST STFU about Teddy..WE GET IT! Your together.

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    #33  Edited By DangerousCurves

    zee crusher says:

    "DangerousCurves says:
    "zee crusher says:
    "If i remember she did in one comic and wasn't it by superman?? Then gog came and beat every one up an then beat superman and WW up and took the kid??"
    Could that have been on another earth? "
    Probably. But still she did get laid, and knocked up lol. Must have explained those earth quakes. If you want to read it just look up gog you can probably even find this at wiki."

    Will do :)

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    #34  Edited By vance_astro  Moderator

    Apparition says:

    "dont mind him, he's just anti-relationships... for ww anyway"

    If she can be in a relationship and still be her than it's cool..other than that it's waste.

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    #35  Edited By zee crusher

    DangerousCurves says:

    "zee crusher says:
    "If i remember she did in one comic and wasn't it by superman?? Then gog came and beat every one up an then beat superman and WW up and took the kid??"

    Could that have been on another earth?

    "

    Probably. But still she did get laid, and knocked up lol. Must have explained those earth quakes. If you want to read it just look up gog you can probably even find this at wiki.

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    #36  Edited By Gottheit

    It would probably be Hawkgirl or Powergirl, if anyone. Remember...Amazon...raised with women...that's what's comfortable and safe to her...

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    Maybe shell turn out to be lesbian?

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    #38  Edited By Static Shock

    Dr. Victor von Doom says:

    "Maybe shell turn out to be lesbian?"

    I hope not. Anyway, I wanna see Wonder Woman with someone. I like to see relationships in comic books for some reason. Don't assume that I'm soft, though. LOL.
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    #39  Edited By Methos

    zee crusher says:

    "If i remember she did in one comic and wasn't it by superman?? Then gog came and beat every one up an then beat superman and WW up and took the kid??"

    that was in The Kingdom, sequel to Kingdom Come, and while it did happen in normal continuity the future versions of Superman and Wonder Woman haven't come to pass yet

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    #40  Edited By IcePrince_X

    Why can't WonderWoman get laid?

    The question implies about her getting laid and not being in-love. Is it just a one night stand encounters or a regular meet up with the same person? Hmm.....

    The list of possible guys are endless in terms who can get her in bed but the one who can steal her heart? Its an all out popularity thing but WonderWoman seems to have grown to a woman character who doesn't need any guy to make her a woman.

    But my wish for her is to find the same guy she met in Paradise Island, the Pilot who made her aware of the world outside her island. He was only human but knows how to play his card right. This guy was used in the tv series as well as in justice league.

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    #41  Edited By Methos

    IcePrince_X says:

    "But my wish for her is to find the same guy she met in Paradise Island, the Pilot who made her aware of the world outside her island. He was only human but knows how to play his card right. This guy was used in the tv series as well as in justice league."

    Steve Trevor :D

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    #42  Edited By IcePrince_X

    Methos says:

    "IcePrince_X says:
    "But my wish for her is to find the same guy she met in Paradise Island, the Pilot who made her aware of the world outside her island. He was only human but knows how to play his card right. This guy was used in the tv series as well as in justice league."

    Steve Trevor :D

    M"

    Yup that guy.

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    #43  Edited By Methos

    DangerousCurves says:

    "Why cant WW get laid?"

    Laid, adj : of Lay.

    To spread on a surface; as, to lay plaster or paint.

    Example: "He laid the paint on the surface smoothly".

    Here is Wonder Woman laid out on a bed...

    Wonder Woman Laid, job done :D

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    #44  Edited By Static Shock

    Static enters the bedroom, turns out the lights, and lays on top of her

    Click + Save...
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    #45  Edited By Resonate

    Methos says:

    "Dreadnaught says:
    "She should never get laid. She's an Amazon, they hate men, it would be a oxymoron. "
    well i can pretty much safely say you don't know much about WW then lol M"

    gasp

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    #46  Edited By DangerousCurves

    Methos says:

    "DangerousCurves says:
    "Why cant WW get laid?"
    **Laid\, adj : of Lay.** To spread on a surface; as, to lay plaster or paint. Example: "He ***laid*** the paint on the surface smoothly". --------- Here is Wonder Woman ***laid*** out on a bed... Wonder Woman ***Laid***, job done :D M"

    Okay, ya got me there.

    Job well done!

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    #47  Edited By Terry Handson

    isnt she an amazon lmao they dont need men....

    looks down*

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    #48  Edited By DangerousCurves

    Terry Handson says:

    "isnt she an amazon lmao they dont need men.... **looks down***"

    Her Mom hooked up with Hercules, after WW saved him, and shes the queen of the amazons.....

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    #49  Edited By Avantar

    Its all that bondage stuff.. when she ties up the man with that lasso..all the roleplaying goes out the door since he would be compelled to tell the truth..

    "Who's your daddy?" WW demands

    " Actually that would be (insert generic name)"

    boring...

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    #50  Edited By Gottheit

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