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Wolverine
Character » Wolverine appears in 16062 issues.
A long-lived mutant with the rage of a beast and the soul of a Samurai, James "Logan" Howlett's once mysterious past is filled with blood, war, and betrayal. Possessing an accelerated healing factor, keenly enhanced senses, and bone claws in each hand (along with his skeleton) that are coated in adamantium; Wolverine is, without question, the ultimate weapon.
How to Kill Wolverine
The whole adamantium sugestion....is old way old.....neeed a new one !!!
well just take the sword that takes his healin factor out and take his head off thas all you need !!!!
For once people leave his skeletion alone....that has been way over played in marvel history !!!!
" @commisar123 said:Steamroller. Just like before. :P" PunisherNo seriously one can overload his healing factor you just need to deal enough damage so yeah Frank Castle "How would the Punisher even hope to do that? "
Have the Grey Gargoyle turn him to stone and let Colossus smash him into pebbles and scatter said pebbles in the wind or to the four corners of the earth.
He fights (insert villain here) in an epic battle to the death in a public setting and as the battle ensues a little baby is caught in the crossfire. Wolverine saves the baby, but (villain) takes advantage of the situation and deals Wolverine a fatal blow causing his HF to overload. In a scene where no word bubbles or panels can describe; Wolverine gets up from blow after having his healing factor overloaded, and slowly makes his way towards (Villain). Surprised Wolvies still standing let alone able to walk , Villain continues to blast him with (insert scientific ray/energy weapon). Wolvie takes blow after blow and refuses to fall:
(insert Villain): FALL FALL FALL DAMMIT!!!!
Wolverine continues to walk forward, another blast which takes off half of his face, BLAM! another takes off his left arm. Wolverine is about an inch away from (Villain).
Villain:WHY WON'T YOU DIE!?!?!?!
WOLVERINE is an inch away from death, gives a smile truly worthy of the grim reaper and says as he raises his remaining charred right arm.
Wolverine: Cause I haven't killed you yet.
SNIKT! Three claws go right through the (villain) causing him/her to die a slow and painful death.
Wolverine collapses to the ground having saved the day and whispers "Jean" and dies surrounded by family and loved ones.
YEP THATS HOW I WOULD KILL WOLVIE....YEP
Invisible Woman and Human Torch vs Wolverine
Magneto does his Fatal Attractions or Ultimatum stunt then anyone can just decapitate the old geezer. I prefer Cyclops do it.
Having Storm constantly electrify Wolverine until his flesh is completely burned off. Then flash freeze the metal skeleton. Then tornado him into a volcano.
telepaths like prof x,emma,psylocke,karma,revanche,rachel,jean with no phoenix,stephord cuckoos with cerebro on the other side of the world blow his brains out
But wouldn't Wolverine body re-grow from his head to bottom?
On a related note, I made this little parody a while ago about the ol' Canuck:
1) Have Namor drag him to the deepest depth of the sea and chain him up with adamantium chains.
2) OD him with adamantium poisoning.
3)Have Quicksilver beat the crap out him at super speed while Speed vibrate his molecules to any explosive rate. Wolverine healing factor would not be about to keep up with Quicksilver trashing and because Speed is vibrating his molecules Wolverine pain tolerance would cause him to black out as his molecules are rip apart.
Easiest way to kill Wolverine is to have him try to GENUINELY kill Gambit for whatever reason.... Not gonna go into details they vary &the end result doesnt matter..coz he wouldnt even BE matter -__-
" 1) Have Namor drag him to the deepest depth of the sea and chain him up with adamantium chains.2) OD him with adamantium poisoning.3)Have Quicksilver beat the crap out him at super speed while Speed vibrate his molecules to any explosive rate. Wolverine healing factor would not be about to keep up with Quicksilver trashing and because Speed is vibrating his molecules Wolverine pain tolerance would cause him to black out as his molecules are rip apart. "This is good by itself unless wolvie gets some help
Deadpool: [to himself: thinking] Booze... cheap cigars...
[Deadpool unsheathes his sword and aims it at Wolverine]
Wolverine: Madman! Yer a madman!
Deadpool: Booze and Cheap Cigars? You'll find pleny'o' both down there...
Wolverine: No freak threatens me! I'm the best at what I do, and what I do ain't very nice!
Deadpool: You bring the crowns and heads of conquered kings to my city steps. You insult my queen. You threaten my people with slavery and death! Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, Logi'. Perhaps you should have done the same!
Wolverine: What in hell are you talkin' about, Wade?! This is madness!
Deadpool: [Lowers his sword] Madness...?
THIS IS MARVEL!!!
[Kicks Wolverine into the pit of doom, where only a camera follows his augmented eyes until he falls forever into darkness]
Easy.
Scarlet Witch took out the Wrecking Crew by weakening their immune systems and causing them to vomit by amplifying whatever bacteria, disease, or infection was already in their bodies. With Wolverine, all she would have to do is use her "chaos magicks" to screw up Wolverine's immune system and let him die of adamantium poisoning.
Spider-man is no where near strong enough to even try that.Spiderman could do what he did to juggernaut; encase wolverine in concrete after ripping adamantium from his skeleton and breaking off his bone claws, guy'll suffocate
@gui22:
I doubt acid would melt adamantium.STEP1:USE acid to fry his skin and destroy his adamantium bones
I thought I read somewhere that once Adamantium was grafted onto Wolvie's bones that it couldn't be melted down with heat again...
I know they said that in the film, which I'm ignoring, but I thought I read that in a 90s X-Men issue.
Am I right or wrong?
Overtax his HF, turn off his hf, or get rid of his brain completely.
Death in uncanny x-force overtaxed his HF by filling him with every virus, plague and disease known to man, surprisingly Wolverine was still kicking and moving through all that but wouldve fell eventually. Idk if he wouldve healed eventually if he did die. And he did heal eventually from all that was his connection was severed from death.
And Pestilence was misdirected by Fantomex into thinking she had bugs eat wolv's eyes and eat his brain which wouldve left him dead if it was the real thing.
Easiest way i say is to get rid of his brain. I think he died in Chop Shop but healed after having organs removed and i believe he died in get mystique as well, all this happened after the crappy Logan Dies story arc where it said if he died, he couldnt heal. Seems like it was ignored.
wouldnt it be easier to get namor to just drown him? i mean theres no way to heal from having water in your lungs
Ghost rider will use his chain and tie around wolverine's head then hulk will use some rope or chain and tie it on wolverine's waist. Ghost rider will be ride on his motorcycle and play tug-a-war with the hulk. It will rip wolverine's head and waist down to his legs apart.
Dismember him and put each bodypart in molten true Adamantium and allow it to harden.
Then pop the cork on the Champagne because the most overused character in Marvel will be gone forever.
Why do we have to kill him, isn't neutralizing him enough? Just use one of the multitude of telepaths the X-men currently possess and fry his brain. He'll be a drooling husk.
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