Does anyone else find it a little bit strange that comic book publishers are releasing cologne?  It first started when we saw the announcement of a new fragrance being released by Marvel, inspired by  the upcoming release of the Iron Man 2 movie. Marvel teamed up with Diesel and put their fragrance in a giant red fist, which to be honest, made me laugh. That's right, because when I think of a bottle in the shape of a giant red fist I instantly think "yes, this will make me smell delicious."
 
The announcement of Boom! Studios' IRREDEEMABLE inspired cologne followed soon afterward and then finally Top Cow's new fragrance line. So the first thing that came to my mind was, what the heck would they smell like and do I really want to smell like Tony Stark or the Witchblade? If (like me) you are wondering, then you will be pleased to know that Black Phoenix, the company that has teamed up with both Boom! and Top Cow to create the signature fragrances, have released descriptions of what we can expect these fragrances to smell like.

IRREDEEMABLE

• PLUTONIAN: Soapy cleanliness sullied by blood and ashes.

• BETTE NOIR: Benzoin, wild plum, smoky amber, bergamot, orange blossom, myrrh, and dark berries.

WITCH BLADE

• THE CURATOR: Mysterious herbs and ancient resins. Dust settled on ancient relics, both holy and malevolent.

• SARA PEZZINI: A hint of leather and an understated vintage musk layered over the scent of lightly perspiring, honey-dusted skin.

" Better question, who doesnt? "

I have bought stupider comic memorabilia.

" I have bought stupider comic memorabilia. "

Cologne/Perfume sounds weird to me. 
 
BUT, I could imaging them creating deodorant like Axe, and brand that off of Marvel Characters.   

why dont you want to smell like blood and ashes.
its going to be the next big thing that all the kids are doing,
dontcha want to be a trendsetter?

" why dont you want to smell like blood and ashes. its going to be the next big thing that all the kids are doing, dontcha want to be a trendsetter? "

. (and as you can tell im running out of material). "

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I don't think I would like to smell like motor-oil,jack daniels,and sex. "

" @EisforExtinction said:

" I have bought stupider comic memorabilia. "

Like what? Tekken Soda? "

" @Vance Astro said:

" @EisforExtinction said:

" I have bought stupider comic memorabilia. "

Like what? Tekken Soda? "

I have a Bone chocolate bar "

" @danhimself said:

" @Vance Astro said:

" @EisforExtinction said:

" I have bought stupider comic memorabilia. "

Like what? Tekken Soda? "

I have a Bone chocolate bar "

Really? Where did you get it? "

at a Comic Con like 10 years ago and I have almost ate it like 100 times since....I heard that candy bars get better with age "

" @danhimself said:

at a Comic Con like 10 years ago and I have almost ate it like 100 times since....I heard that candy bars get better with age "

Awesome.I've never had novelty candy. "

" @Vance Astro said:

" @danhimself said:

at a Comic Con like 10 years ago and I have almost ate it like 100 times since....I heard that candy bars get better with age "

Awesome.I've never had novelty candy. "

Really?  I remember when I was a kid they had these really awesome Ninja Turtle shaped gum containers where each one was shaped like a different turtle...they weren't painted or anything they were all made out of green plastic and you popped off the bottom and inside were these little square shaped pieces of gum...so awesome "

I'll buy anything with the Witchblade name on it

I already smell of blood and ashes

" @danhimself said:

" @Vance Astro said:

" @danhimself said:

at a Comic Con like 10 years ago and I have almost ate it like 100 times since....I heard that candy bars get better with age "

Awesome.I've never had novelty candy. "

Really?  I remember when I was a kid they had these really awesome Ninja Turtle shaped gum containers where each one was shaped like a different turtle...they weren't painted or anything they were all made out of green plastic and you popped off the bottom and inside were these little square shaped pieces of gum...so awesome "

I had Ninja Turtle cereal..never the gum.Didn't even know that existed. I remember Ninja Turtle pies too.They had Cream or something in them or something like that.They looked gross because they were green but they were delicious. "

" @danhimself said:

" @Vance Astro said:

" @danhimself said:

at a Comic Con like 10 years ago and I have almost ate it like 100 times since....I heard that candy bars get better with age "

Awesome.I've never had novelty candy. "

Really?  I remember when I was a kid they had these really awesome Ninja Turtle shaped gum containers where each one was shaped like a different turtle...they weren't painted or anything they were all made out of green plastic and you popped off the bottom and inside were these little square shaped pieces of gum...so awesome "

I had Ninja Turtle cereal..never the gum.Didn't even know that existed. I remember Ninja Turtle pies too.They had Cream or something in them or something like that.They looked gross because they were green but they were delicious. "

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I'm not terribly surprised.   A bunch of ridiculous Star Trek colognes/perfumes were released a while back.   May become a future trend.
 
RED SHIRT "Because tomorrow may never come" 
Tiberius "Boldy go"
Pon Farr "Leave logic behind"
KHAAAAAN

I would think Ironman smells like sweat and motor oil

I do. I always did.

I want the Witchblade fragrances.

wow im a dork i actually want these

oh no. I hope blood and ashes smells good, because half the guys in the world are gonna buy it just so they can say thats what it is.
 opening night Iron Man2, everyones gonna smell of blood and ashes.

I do.

would i smell like rust?

"@Vance Astro said:

" @danhimself said:

" @Vance Astro said:

" @danhimself said:

at a Comic Con like 10 years ago and I have almost ate it like 100 times since....I heard that candy bars get better with age "

Awesome.I've never had novelty candy. "

Really?  I remember when I was a kid they had these really awesome Ninja Turtle shaped gum containers where each one was shaped like a different turtle...they weren't painted or anything they were all made out of green plastic and you popped off the bottom and inside were these little square shaped pieces of gum...so awesome "

I had Ninja Turtle cereal..never the gum.Didn't even know that existed. I remember Ninja Turtle pies too.They had Cream or something in them or something like that.They looked gross because they were green but they were delicious. "

lol I remember the cereal with the crunchy ninja nets and marshmallow weapons and I wouldn't have remembered the pies without you saying something....they were awesome "

i kinda want to smell like tony stark. LOL

i kinda want to smell like tony stark. LOL

you know you want it

I would think in order to smell like Tony I would just have to spill some liquor on myself.
 
"Honey-dusted skin" does sounds kind of nice. I love those descriptions.

I enjoy Witchblade as a series but I really don´t want to smell like it!

"20 bucks says Nick Fury smells like Old Spice and Metamucil. "

We got SAMPLES! Can't wait to smell this stuff. :D

" We got SAMPLES! Can't wait to smell this stuff. :D "

looks like Calvin Klein got some competition