What If? #34

    What If? » What If? #34 released by Marvel on August 1982.

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    Any What If? question you’ve ever had, answered in this jam-packed issue! What If the Invisible Girl dyed her hair? What If Aunt May were Ant-Man? And finally- what If the Watcher were a stand-up comedian? Brace yourselves, True Believers!

    All humor issue, featuring wacky alternate realities of the Marvel Universe.

    What If the Watcher were a stand-up comedian?

    What If the Fantastic Four were bananas?

    What If Odin were Peter Parker's uncle?

    What If Don Blake and Tony Stark were brothers?

    What If Aunt May were Ant Man?

    What If Spider-Man married Spider-Woman?

    What If Reed Richards took postman Willie Lumpkin up on his offer to join the Fantastic Four?

    What If Captain America chose to remain Nomad, the Man Without a Country, instead of taking back the identity of the Star-Spangled Avenger, as he did in the established reality?

    What If at some point, Rick Jones decided to leave Captain Marvel in the Negative Zone, never to return to Earth again?

    What If Nick Fury had to wear an eyepatch on his right eye instead of his left eye?

    What If Ghost Rider had possessed someone else?

    What If everyone who'd ever been an Avenger had remained an Avenger?

    What If Him married Her?

    What If Black Bolt got the hiccups?

    What If Galactus ate the Earth?

    What If Ka-Zar were a middle-aged accountant instead of a savage?

    What If the Hulk were yellow?

    What If the Invisible Girl dyed her hair?

    What If Power Man were white?

    What If the Thing were blue?

    What If Captain Marvel hadn't died?

    What If Phoenix still lived?

    What If Elektra had survived?

    What If Dazzler had become a stand-up comedienne instead of a singer?

    What If Marvel Comics and the National Endowment for the Art presented Spidey Intellectual Stories?

    What If Willie Lumpkin were herald to Galactus?

    What If Ghost Rider own a fast food franchise?

    What If all the Super-Heroes who now live in New York City moved to Toledo, Ohio?

    What If the Watchers in all the realities got together and watched Watchers watching Watchers watching Watchers watching Watchers watching Watchers watching Watchers watching Watchers watching Watchers?

    What If Howard the Duck formed his own super-team?

    What If Thor had a Swedish accent?

    What If Cyclops's energy beams came out of his ears?

    What If Wonder Man were a woman -- and Power Man were a girl?

    What If Black Bolt were a rock star?

    What If Daredevil were deaf instead of blind?

    What If the Marvel Production Crew existed in this reality?

    What If the Marvel Editorial Crew did, too?

    What If Tony Stark had owned an auto plant instead of a weapons factory?

    What If Sue Storm had become the Thing?

    What If Moon Knight got all his identities mixed up?

    What If the Watcher grew hair?

    What If Alpha Flight talked like T.V. Canadians?

    What If the Silver Surfer, White Tiger, Iceman, and Moon Knight fought Wendigo in a snowstorm?

    What If the Black Panther fought the Shroud, Master of Darkness, in a coalmine?

    What If Moon Knight had 3 different identities?

    What If King Conan were Bing Conan, On the Road to Hyboria?

    What If Black Bolt hosted a television show?

    What If Bruce Banner's pants didn't stretch when he became the Hulk?

    What If you went to the movies and had to sit behind the Leader?

    What If Aunt May became a Super-Hero?

    What If Reed Richards had not invented unstable molecules?

    What If the Hulk married the She-Hulk?

    What If Norrin Radd had not volunteered to become the Silver Surfer?

    What If Dazzler had decided to become a lawyer?

    What If Luke Cage had found the hammer of the Mighty Thor?

    What If Doctor Strange were an ordinary magician?

    What If Obnoxio the Clown fought crime?

    What If Daredevil could see?

    What If Thor got a haircut?

    What If Spider-Man had married the Black Widow?

    What If Iron Man had an eating problem instead of a drinking problem?

    What If Dr. Doom had a sense of humor?

    What If Galactus needed quick cash?

    What If will happen when Stan Lee reads this issue?



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