The Weeping Gorilla Comix is a series of one-panel comic featuring a gorilla. The comic usually has the gorilla "says" (à la Garfield ) something self-pitying and cynical in nature, such as "Why do good things happen to bad people?" and "She gets the kids and the house. I get the car.". Sometimes we see his foil: Chucklin' Duck, a naively optimistic and happy-go-lucky duck, who says smug things like "Heh heh! I got out of internet trading just in time!".