How does a fat dude get so much action?

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#1 Edited by jointron33 (2107 posts) - - Show Bio

Seriously, he has more kids than he has chins.

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#2 Posted by V_Scarlotte_Rose (6732 posts) - - Show Bio

Isn't it personality that counts?

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#3 Posted by Avenging-X-Bolt (17375 posts) - - Show Bio

dont hate. aint nothin wrong with thick crust.

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#4 Posted by theTimeStreamer (2845 posts) - - Show Bio

1. he has an awesome personality. 2. shocking news: fat people have sex just everybody else. 3. jealous?

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#5 Posted by Tacos_Kickass (844 posts) - - Show Bio

When you're fat you end up having to develop something called a "personality" sometimes those can get you some action. If you're not able to develop a good one then you better have a fat wallet to go with your fat ass.

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#6 Posted by lykopis (10868 posts) - - Show Bio

Back off, man. Volstagg is awesome. -_-

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#7 Posted by DH69 (4324 posts) - - Show Bio

His wife loves him

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#8 Posted by DarkDay (651 posts) - - Show Bio
@dh69 said:

His wife loves him

She does and she herself is pretty awesome as well. ^_^

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#9 Posted by Fuchsia_Nightingale (10191 posts) - - Show Bio

@lykopis said:

Back off, man. Volstagg is awesome. -_-

Yeah a better thread would be is how a stinky Cajan with a big nose and card tricks gets ladies ?

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#10 Posted by lykopis (10868 posts) - - Show Bio
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#12 Posted by Betatesthighlander1 (7760 posts) - - Show Bio

@dh69 said:

His wife loves him

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#13 Posted by kidchipotle (15755 posts) - - Show Bio

He may be fat, but I'm sure there's more than meets the eye behind closed doors!!!

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#14 Posted by jloneblackheart (8063 posts) - - Show Bio

You certainly have a trend towards shallow, intolerant or generally negative topics

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#15 Edited by Vortex13 (12140 posts) - - Show Bio

@lykopis said:

Back off, man. Volstagg is awesome. -_-

Yeah a better thread would be is how a stinky Cajan with a big nose and card tricks gets ladies ?

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#16 Edited by John Valentine (16467 posts) - - Show Bio

@lykopis said:

Back off, man. Volstagg is awesome. -_-

Yeah a better thread would be is how a stinky Cajan with a big nose and card tricks gets ladies ?

Gambit smells?

Anyway, he's got low-level hypnotism. Fact.

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#17 Posted by Fuchsia_Nightingale (10191 posts) - - Show Bio
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#18 Posted by Vortex13 (12140 posts) - - Show Bio

@john_valentine: Sooooo, he's able to coerce women to sleep with him when they might not be that interested? I think there's a word for that, oh yeah rape.

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#19 Posted by Vortex13 (12140 posts) - - Show Bio
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#20 Edited by John Valentine (16467 posts) - - Show Bio
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#21 Edited by Fuchsia_Nightingale (10191 posts) - - Show Bio
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#22 Posted by Myrmidon_ (5164 posts) - - Show Bio

Because he rules.

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#23 Posted by Aiden Cross (15726 posts) - - Show Bio

Volstagg = awesome.

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#24 Edited by jointron33 (2107 posts) - - Show Bio

He's a total fatass yet has a swarm of kids: he is every basement dweller's dream.

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