Speculation abounds as to who will show up in the next TRANSFORMERS movie. Might we see planet-sized transformer Unicron? Or city-sized Autobot Fortress Maximus? What about Master Sergeant Epps?  Hm? That’s right, according to Tyrese’s twitter feed, his army-issued character will be back in full effect for movie #3… 

@Tyrese4ReaL : TRANSFORMERS 3: Is Full THrottle Full Steam Ahead..... Michael Bay gave me the start date.. And I can't share..

If you doubt Mr. Mayhem’s word, he provided some photographic proof in his twitpic account to quash your doubts.

CRAZY: Is this Picture CRAZY or WHAT...??? Lets call this the MEGA!! "MB & SS Sandwich"

 Mmmmm…. MB & SS?  Mayo, baloney & spicy salami with a dash of Tyrese’s own special seasoning, perhaps?

Sounds like it’d be a hit in Subway’s footlong selection.  And why not?  Ben & Jerry's has got that vanilla-with-fudge-covered-waffle-cone-pieces-and-caramel-swirl AmeriCone Dream flavor at the suggestion of Stephen Colbert (who’s also got his own comic, TEK JANSEN, at Oni! The parallels are there! THE PARALLELS ARE THERE!!!)

Give it up to Tyrese… the guy’s got an infectious enthusiasm and a knack for self-promotion.  Who else has produced his own globe-trotting, jet-setting, Holy Wall-praying music video to ramp up the excitement for a comic?  He did that for MAYHEM - - he didn’t do that for TRANSFORMERS or 2 FAST 2 FURIOUS, did he?

What do you maniacs in the Comic Vine community think? Now that Mst. Sgt. Epps is certain to return, what do YOU want to see in a third TRANSFORMERS movie?

 
 
 
-- Tom Pinchuk is the writer of UNIMAGINABLE for Arcana Comics and HYBRID BASTARDS! for Archaia Comics.   Watch out for the HYBRID BASTARDS! hardcover collection this March - - available for pre-order now on Amazon.com.

No more twins! No more genital jokes! Stop it! 
 
Having said that, I want to see Hot Rod and Blur.

I think Tyrese need his own movie. Not like a spin-off or anything. I want Tyrese to get a movie about bein' Full Throttle.
 
That guy is awesome.

Michael Bay is incredibly hot.
I'd definately tap that.  ^^

If, and its a big ass if, they have Unicron in this movie it will bring up so many memories of going to see the Transformers movie way back when. Namely blubbing when Optimus Prime died. That movie, for all its flaws such as the crappy music (aside from the brilliant Stan Bush numbers including You Got the Touch) and shoddy animation remains something that affected me in so many ways. I'm a writer (at least I try to be) and always I think of that movie when I try to write my sci-fi epic; the death of a beloved character, the introduction of a seemingly unstoppable villain, and of course a character rising to the occasion and saving the day. So yes please to Unicron. Hell, chuck in the Dinobots. Just ditch the bloody comedy robots

A Beast Wars movie is the only way to save this franchise!! ...or Unicron, I guess.

They need to put the dinobots in there. I love Megan Fox but I was sick of seeing her in Revenge of the Fallen. Its not called Shia and Fox  its called Transformers. I wonder what kind of car Rodimus would be if he was to make in there.

After Sam went to AutoBot Heaven I was done! And Tyrese had like 3 lines per movie "left cheek! left cheek! left cheek!" I could care less about him, I enjoyed Bernie Mac's momma's boy/car salesmen character over Sgt. Epps.

i want to see galvatron

I want to see it do better than g.i. joe 2... because g.i. joe was a helluva lot better than transformers 2.

 
I just want the little things.  I want Soundwave to sound like Soundwave from the cartoon and Megatron with a big cannon gun on his arm.  But I guess I'll have to settle for Unicron,  Maybe Ultra Magnis or Hot Rod. 

" @Om1kron: no it wasnt, far from it. "