RIDE THE PAIN TRAIN!
The subway can be full of horrible people on a good day, but today...today is NOT a good day.
Manspreaders, proselytizers, mariachi bands, all in a day's commute. But a gang of murderous criminals? That'll ruin even the most jaded New Yorker's day.
They aren't the only scary things lurking underground. Frank Castle has them in his sights. Expect some slight delays.