gc8's Tales to Astonish #39 - Vengeance Of The Scarlet Beetle! review

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    Really Bad

    Tales to Astonish hits new lows with issue 39. To begin with, there's the ludicrous Ant-Man feature.

    Ants are mindlessly loyal - and soft as a down pillow!
    Ants are mindlessly loyal - and soft as a down pillow!

    In it "radiation" turns a beetle smart and evil and it uses Ant-Man's gas to grow huge.

    Oooh, boy, buckle up, this is going to be a rough ride!
    Oooh, boy, buckle up, this is going to be a rough ride!
    The worst guard ever!
    The worst guard ever!

    He controls all the other bugs in the world except, of course, ants. But in the end Ant-Man defeats him.

    O.K., but is the issue redeemed by the backup stories? Nope.

    Ozamm the Terrible! Is in fact pretty terrible. An alien comes to Earth and forces people to hop on one leg. He is defeated by an unemployed mechanic who for some reason should never have lost his job. The whole story shows an overall lack of understanding of even the most basic scientific principles like how magnetism or electricity work.

    The Toy Soldiers is a story that leaves out the story part entirely. There's a set-up, there's an ending, but apparently if they told us what happened, "This wouldn't be a fantasy tale, would it??" What a cop-out.

    The thing wraps up with the text-only 'The Remedy Oil'. This uncredited throwaway Postal Regulation story (usually the worst part of any issue) is actually the best story of the lot - barely - which gives you an idea of the overall issue quality. Avoid.

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      Vengeance Of The Scarlet Beetle! 0

      Another astonishingly bad issue in the Tales to Astonish line (almost as bad as that pun, believe me) that fails to add anything to the Pym character, or his alter-ego of Ant-Man. This time he battles with a sentient beetle who manages to use Pym’s growth serum (you know, the one he uses to be big again) in order to overthrow the humans and allow insects to rule the planet. Oh, God! Actually, it’s a pretty neat idea—that if united, insects could exterminate all of mankind, and thus rid themselve...

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