New 52: So, what's happened since I've been away?
Pre-Flashpoint: Well, Luthor started dressing like us.
New 52: Oh, that finally came full circle. Always knew he secretly liked us.
Pre-Flashpoint: Yeah. Also, because of our history fusion and Diana finding out that her life after leaving the island may have all been a lie, the two of you may never have been a couple.
New 52: What?! That's complete bull!
Pre-Flashpoint: Now, now, calm down. It's just speculation right now. It could end up being nothing to worry about.
New 52: I suppose. But I mean, come on, man. If Diana and I never dated, then how do you explain what happened to Everest?
Pre-Flashpoint: ...What happened to Everest?
New 52: Let's just say Diana doesn't really know how to hold back sometimes.
Pre-Flashpoint: ...What?
New 52: Which reminds me, I've been loving the memories of you and Lois's honeymoon. I've always wondered what it would have been like with her.
Pre-Flashpoint: ..............What?
New 52: Also when she dressed as your world's Wonder Woman for your birthday. She pulled off that armor surprising well. And then also quite literally.
Pre-Flashpoint: You mean like how your Diana dressed as Bruce for your birthday?
New 52: She was supposed to be Batwoman, we just couldn't find the right costume in the store!
Pre-Flashpoint: Alright, alright...
New 52: ...
Pre-Flashpoint: ...
New 52: ...
Pre-Flashpoint: ...Also your funeral wasn't as good as mine.
New 52: F**k off, Kal.
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