What do you think?Guys?

Go die in a hole.

That's a bit excessive...

Supes would tear that Bat-Booty up

Nah, Bats would wreck that Superbooty with Kryptonite condoms, I bet he'll also use a red son ray emitting ball gag on Supes to make it kinky.

What? Supes speed blitzes before bats can even think and annihilates that Bat-Ass and uses his rainbow fingers to kink it up.

What in the hell is going on in this thread?

In an alternate universe sure. Would be fun

I propose a new title, a mate-swapping foursome monthly called Clark & Lois & Bruce & Talia.

Speed blitz don't work on Batman, Batman's gonna destroy that Superbooty.

Please, He's gonna tear up that Bat-Booty, that Robinbooty and definitely that Nightwingbooty

Hey guys, let's come up with a bulletpoint-by-bulletpoint list of sex feats Superman and Batman can engage in. Make sure to calculate the exact amount of thrust and pounds per pressure.

@drocta: Superman

• Superman is great in bed. So much so that he created a sex tape
• We also know that superman has a durable groin. Tanking hits from Doomsday
• His junk is also much larger than batman's as you can see here
• And we all know who is faster in fact superman is junk is faster than his whole body as you can see here

Batman x Superman confirmed.

@cruelestashley: Ugh Did you have to use a gif with Batgirl in it? Every time I think of them hooking up in the cartoons and animated movie it makes me cringe.

WTF?

Batman's gonna destroy that Superass so hard that Supes can feel the whole Krypton exploding.

@drocta:

1. Batman's the best in bed, he gets all the girls and doesn't need to make a failed attempt at a sex tape like Supes.
2. Batman's been with WW and Bekka, he's richard is not only durable but also efficient.
3. Batman's richard is way bigger than Supes as you can see.
4. Batman lasts whole night long while Supes is called faster than a speeding bullet.

This is the best thread on this forum.

Absolutely.

never

If Lois' Lane can take the Big Blue, then so can the Bat Cave.

God, no.

The call him Bat-man for another reason.

The Dark Knight Rises!

Seriously this hasn't been locked yet?

There's no reason to lock it.

Knew you guys were excited. About this thread XD Thanks.

Bump

If you feel like fantasizing about it, go for it. In canon? No I'd say there's no compelling reason.

If theres a gay wolverine who fucks hercules why shouldn't there be an else world comic where the two big boys of DC are lovers.

@rustyroy said:

Sounds like the script to a gay porn version of Batman v. Superman.