SpongeBob has fallen under the spell of a comfy, snug sweater his gramma gave him--and now he's drinking tea, reading poetry, and…gasp, choke!…scrapbooking!? Can Patrick and Gary defeat the cozy menace? Find out in "The Sweater!" Also in this issue: The Goofy Goober live show goes horribly wrong; Patrick and SpongeBob have silly fun with their powers of regeneration; and a shipload of tough pirates debate SpongeBob trivia. All this plus SpongeFunnies by James Kochalka!