Secure your belongings and fasten your seatbelts! Patty and Selma are in free fall and they're crashing into the Simpsons' living room! It could be an epic tragedy for Homer and his brood unless the nicotine-needy sisters find success in the skies as flight attendants. Sadly for the Simpsons, Patty and Selma's service with a snarl could be an airborne disaster the likes of which even George Kennedy hasn't seen!
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- Junk Mail (Letters column)
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- Lead It Bleed (Itchy & Scratchy)
- Bongo Grab Bag