Follow

    Rorschach

    Character » Rorschach appears in 118 issues.

    A violent, noir detective/anti-hero and the chief protagonist of the "Watchmen" series. With a black-and-white worldview and an uncompromising moral code, Rorschach is well-known among criminals as the terror of the underworld.

    The greatest quoter in comics

    Avatar image for jerry_seinfeld
    Jerry Seinfeld

    727

    Forum Posts

    7770

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 43

    User Lists: 12

    #1  Edited By Jerry Seinfeld

    Rorschach! Is the the comic universes greatest quoter if you know anyone with better quotes;I am up for an arguement on this topic.

     
     
    Avatar image for geraldthesloth
    geraldthesloth

    32690

    Forum Posts

    244

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 0

    User Lists: 5

    #2  Edited By geraldthesloth

    you mean who has the best quotes?

    Avatar image for omega_king
    Omega King

    173

    Forum Posts

    548

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 0

    User Lists: 2

    #3  Edited By Omega King

    Don't know many comic book quotes. Oh how about
     
    with great strength comes great responsibility 

    No Caption Provided
    Avatar image for jerry_seinfeld
    Jerry Seinfeld

    727

    Forum Posts

    7770

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 43

    User Lists: 12

    #4  Edited By Jerry Seinfeld

    Challenge accepted!  
    "Rorschach's Journal. October 12th, 1985,; Dog carcass in alley this morning ,tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me I've seen it's true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains scab over , all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of their sex and murder will foam about their waists and all the whores and polititians will look up and shout save us and I'll whisper 'no.' They had a choice, all of them .They could have followed in the footsteps of good men like my father or President Truman. Decent men,who believed in a day's work day's pay. Instead they followed the droppings of lechers and communists and didn't realize the trail over a precipice until it was too late. Don't tell me they didn't have a choice. Now the whole world stands on the brink, staring into bloody hell,all those liberals and intellectuals and smooth talkers,and all the sudden nobody can think of anything to say." 
     
    Poetic truth, excellant!Good job Rorschach!
     
     
    Avatar image for supergamera
    SuperGamera

    628

    Forum Posts

    18676

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 8

    User Lists: 2

    #5  Edited By SuperGamera
    @Jerry Seinfeld said:
    "
    Challenge accepted!  
    "Rorschach's Journal. October 12th, 1985,; Dog carcass in alley this morning ,tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me I've seen it's true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains scab over , all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of their sex and murder will foam about their waists and all the whores and polititians will look up and shout save us and I'll whisper 'no.' They had a choice, all of them .They could have followed in the footsteps of good men like my father or President Truman. Decent men,who believed in a day's work day's pay. Instead they followed the droppings of lechers and communists and didn't realize the trail over a precipice until it was too late. Don't tell me they didn't have a choice. Now the whole world stands on the brink, staring into bloody hell,all those liberals and intellectuals and smooth talkers,and all the sudden nobody can think of anything to say." 
     
    Poetic truth, excellant!Good job Rorschach!
     
     
    "

    you forgot the words "look down and" between I'll and whisper
    Avatar image for _the_wanderer_
    ~The Wanderer~

    34199

    Forum Posts

    7019

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 0

    User Lists: 13

    #6  Edited By ~The Wanderer~

    I thought Ozy had better quotes, in particular... 
    <SPOILER WARNING>  
      

      
     
    </ SPOILER ENDS HERE>

    Avatar image for jerry_seinfeld
    Jerry Seinfeld

    727

    Forum Posts

    7770

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 43

    User Lists: 12

    #7  Edited By Jerry Seinfeld

    Adrian Veidt is a liberal lunatic. I don't like him for that sure he smart but I still like Rorschach's quote more. It's more to my ideals of what I think is right. 
    Avatar image for geraldthesloth
    geraldthesloth

    32690

    Forum Posts

    244

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 0

    User Lists: 5

    #8  Edited By geraldthesloth

    this is personally my favorite Rorschach quote
     

    Avatar image for jerry_seinfeld
    Jerry Seinfeld

    727

    Forum Posts

    7770

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 43

    User Lists: 12

    #9  Edited By Jerry Seinfeld

    Whoa! What the heck? How did you get that? On Nick? That's weird.
    Avatar image for supergamera
    SuperGamera

    628

    Forum Posts

    18676

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 8

    User Lists: 2

    #10  Edited By SuperGamera

    what is that?

    Avatar image for jerry_seinfeld
    Jerry Seinfeld

    727

    Forum Posts

    7770

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 43

    User Lists: 12

    #11  Edited By Jerry Seinfeld

    Have no idea. Here's another one." There is good and there is evil and evil must be punished." "Even in the face of Armageddon,I shall not compromise in this."
    Avatar image for yoshi1118
    Yoshi1118

    28

    Forum Posts

    1661

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 0

    User Lists: 1

    #12  Edited By Yoshi1118

    Give me smallest finger on man's hand.I'll produce Information .Computer unnessary 
       
    Avatar image for jerry_seinfeld
    Jerry Seinfeld

    727

    Forum Posts

    7770

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 43

    User Lists: 12

    #13  Edited By Jerry Seinfeld

    "
     
     


     
     


     
     

    This city is dying of rabies. Is the best I can do to wipe random flecks of foam from it's lips? "
    Avatar image for silver_knight75
    Silver Knight75

    1250

    Forum Posts

    7128

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 6

    User Lists: 10

    #14  Edited By Silver Knight75
    @SuperGamera said:
    " @Jerry Seinfeld said:
    "
    Challenge accepted!  
    "Rorschach's Journal. October 12th, 1985,; Dog carcass in alley this morning ,tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me I've seen it's true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains scab over , all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of their sex and murder will foam about their waists and all the whores and polititians will look up and shout save us and I'll whisper 'no.' They had a choice, all of them .They could have followed in the footsteps of good men like my father or President Truman. Decent men,who believed in a day's work day's pay. Instead they followed the droppings of lechers and communists and didn't realize the trail over a precipice until it was too late. Don't tell me they didn't have a choice. Now the whole world stands on the brink, staring into bloody hell,all those liberals and intellectuals and smooth talkers,and all the sudden nobody can think of anything to say." 
     
    Poetic truth, excellant!Good job Rorschach!
    No Caption Provided
    "
    you forgot the words "look down and" between I'll and whisper "
    I do love this quote. I don't particularly agree with it, but it just has so much emotion behind it.
    Avatar image for jerry_seinfeld
    Jerry Seinfeld

    727

    Forum Posts

    7770

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 43

    User Lists: 12

    #15  Edited By Jerry Seinfeld

    Why don't you agree with it what are you some kind of liberal?
    Avatar image for satyrquaze
    Satyrquaze

    4539

    Forum Posts

    57485

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 1

    User Lists: 2

    #16  Edited By Satyrquaze
    @Jerry Seinfeld said:
    "Why don't you agree with it what are you some kind of liberal? "

    Alan Moore may have had a great time injecting politics into comics, but I don't think it has any place in a comics quote thread IMO.
    Avatar image for edwardwindsor
    EdwardWindsor

    14582

    Forum Posts

    3654

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 7

    User Lists: 9

    #17  Edited By EdwardWindsor

    rorschach inst even close for greatest quoter since he doesnt have any where near as many quotes as say spidey deadpool , batman etc hes a awesoem charecter and moore is a brilliant writter but hes not  the best. 
     
    For comedy reasons i am going deadpool
    fro serious comments iam going with eitehr silver surfer/beast

    Avatar image for jerry_seinfeld
    Jerry Seinfeld

    727

    Forum Posts

    7770

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 43

    User Lists: 12

    #18  Edited By Jerry Seinfeld

    Spidey greater quoter than Rorschach don't make me laugh. Rorschach's quotes are extremely deep and are filled with poetic truth and justice. The think the thing about the liberal comment is fine for Rorschach's qoutes involve politics and he takes politics seriously and he is definately true in what he says to much people are blinded by liberal ideas. Anti gun laws are rediculously stupid and shouldn't even be considered because it's against the constitution; it will not change anything criminals get their guns illegally all the time if they make a law that guns are illegal it won't make a differance in fact it would make it worse because no one could protect themselves from scum of society. Anything green related is stupid. Wow.... I'm really geting of subject. Rorschach is definately not far away from best quoter maybe I can see Batman or Silver Surfer but Beast,Spiderman,Deadpool are ridiculous thoughts in my opinion.
    Avatar image for drafta
    Drafta

    670

    Forum Posts

    370

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 0

    User Lists: 2

    #19  Edited By Drafta

    What are we talking about again?
     Vance Astrovik had some fantastic quotes.

    Avatar image for edwardwindsor
    EdwardWindsor

    14582

    Forum Posts

    3654

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 7

    User Lists: 9

    #20  Edited By EdwardWindsor
    @Jerry Seinfeld said:
    " Spidey greater quoter than Rorschach don't make me laugh. Rorschach's quotes are extremely deep and are filled with poetic truth and justice. The think the thing about the liberal comment is fine for Rorschach's qoutes involve politics and he takes politics seriously and he is definately true in what he says to much people are blinded by liberal ideas. Anti gun laws are rediculously stupid and shouldn't even be considered because it's against the constitution; it will not change anything criminals get their guns illegally all the time if they make a law that guns are illegal it won't make a differance in fact it would make it worse because no one could protect themselves from scum of society. Anything green related is stupid. Wow.... I'm really geting of subject. Rorschach is definately not far away from best quoter maybe I can see Batman or Silver Surfer but Beast,Spiderman,Deadpool are ridiculous thoughts in my opinion. "
    beats is just as deep adn far more intellegant that rosharch in term of comments , but spidey and deadpool quotes are purely humour but still quotes none the less he said best quoter not best dead philoshiser " however its spelt lol"
    Avatar image for jerry_seinfeld
    Jerry Seinfeld

    727

    Forum Posts

    7770

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 43

    User Lists: 12

    #21  Edited By Jerry Seinfeld

    Rorschach is true in what he says about government; it's corrupt. He is also true when he says evil must be punished.
    Avatar image for madhatter2
    MadHatter2

    100

    Forum Posts

    0

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 0

    User Lists: 3

    #22  Edited By MadHatter2

    Rorschach and Molly Hayes from Runaways.
     
     
    But there is no badass like Rorschach!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    No Caption Provided
    Avatar image for glforthewin
    glforthewin

    2386

    Forum Posts

    10

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 0

    User Lists: 0

    #23  Edited By glforthewin

    spider jerusalem might have some better quotes. maybe  

    Avatar image for deactivated-5ffc7df6492da
    deactivated-5ffc7df6492da

    2863

    Forum Posts

    485

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 32

    User Lists: 2

    @MadHatter2:
    Rorschach no contest
    Avatar image for doctor_edwards
    Doctor Edwards

    150

    Forum Posts

    3

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 0

    User Lists: 1

    #25  Edited By Doctor Edwards

    Spider Jerusalem 
     

      Thats it! thats the absolute f#cking limit! Thieves! the goddamn lot of you! Thieves and Leeches! F#cking Vampires sucking the will from people whose only goddamn crimes were to be frightened and tired! and you don't help them! You don't listen to them! They get no truth from you! All you do is scare them with stories of something that does'nt exist! And you bastards are winning, Hundreds more of you everyday! Getting away with it in a place so noisy, no one could hear the truth if it were ever told, and I can't fight you alone, you f#cks, could'nt when I was a kid and my dad turned cultist and I can't now---all I can do is tell the truth

    Avatar image for jerry_seinfeld
    Jerry Seinfeld

    727

    Forum Posts

    7770

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 43

    User Lists: 12

    #26  Edited By Jerry Seinfeld

    I can't take people seriously when they swear that much so I still say Rorschach.
    Avatar image for korg
    Korg

    11351

    Forum Posts

    1215

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 0

    User Lists: 8

    #27  Edited By Korg

    Seconding Spider Jerusalem.

    No Caption Provided
    Avatar image for jerry_seinfeld
    Jerry Seinfeld

    727

    Forum Posts

    7770

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 43

    User Lists: 12

    #28  Edited By Jerry Seinfeld

    That's a strange thing to say.
    Avatar image for korg
    Korg

    11351

    Forum Posts

    1215

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 0

    User Lists: 8

    #29  Edited By Korg
    @Jerry Seinfeld said:
    " That's a strange thing to say. "
    Strange, or awesome?
    Avatar image for yoshi1118
    Yoshi1118

    28

    Forum Posts

    1661

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 0

    User Lists: 1

    #30  Edited By Yoshi1118
    @Korg said:
    " Seconding Spider Jerusalem.
    No Caption Provided
    "
    strange nothing deep or even cool about it just weird and not even close to one of the best quotes ever
    Avatar image for reversenegative
    ReverseNegative

    2974

    Forum Posts

    2545

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 16

    User Lists: 6

    #31  Edited By ReverseNegative

    Rorschach has the darkest and best quotes ever. 
    Avatar image for jerry_seinfeld
    Jerry Seinfeld

    727

    Forum Posts

    7770

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 43

    User Lists: 12

    #32  Edited By Jerry Seinfeld
    @ReverseNegative said:
    "Rorschach has the darkest and best quotes ever.  "

    Agreed. And the truest!
    Avatar image for warlock360
    warlock360

    30698

    Forum Posts

    3892

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 0

    User Lists: 1

    #33  Edited By warlock360
    @~The Wanderer~ said:
    "

    I thought Ozy had better quotes, in particular... 
    <SPOILER WARNING>  
      

      
     
    </ SPOILER ENDS HERE>

    "
    Avatar image for the_island
    The Island

    82

    Forum Posts

    0

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 0

    User Lists: 0

    #34  Edited By The Island
    @Jerry Seinfeld said:
    "
    Challenge accepted!  
    "Rorschach's Journal. October 12th, 1985,; Dog carcass in alley this morning ,tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me I've seen it's true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains scab over , all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of their sex and murder will foam about their waists and all the whores and polititians will look up and shout save us and I'll whisper 'no.' They had a choice, all of them .They could have followed in the footsteps of good men like my father or President Truman. Decent men,who believed in a day's work day's pay. Instead they followed the droppings of lechers and communists and didn't realize the trail over a precipice until it was too late. Don't tell me they didn't have a choice. Now the whole world stands on the brink, staring into bloody hell,all those liberals and intellectuals and smooth talkers,and all the sudden nobody can think of anything to say." 
     
    Poetic truth, excellant!Good job Rorschach!
    No Caption Provided
    "
    Yes Rorschach hands down wins this. What he says about liberals is true. The liberal principle is based on doing things that just benefit you not the collective society. Plus liberalism revolves around reason and abstract theory that has not been tested with time.
     People really are blinded by concepts of equality and tolerance even though there isn't any.
    Avatar image for jotham
    Jotham

    4576

    Forum Posts

    2321

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 4

    User Lists: 0

    #35  Edited By Jotham

    Yeah, Rorschach has some pretty memorable quotes. I like Deadpool a heck of a lot more, though, so as Emperor of Quoting I'm awarding him the prize. Congratulations Deadpool!

    Avatar image for reversenegative
    ReverseNegative

    2974

    Forum Posts

    2545

    Wiki Points

    0

    Followers

    Reviews: 16

    User Lists: 6

    #36  Edited By ReverseNegative
    @Jotham said:
    "Yeah, Rorschach has some pretty memorable quotes. I like Deadpool a heck of a lot more, though, so as Emperor of Quoting I'm awarding him the prize. Congratulations Deadpool! "

    I would give Deadpool the award for funniest quotes. 
    Now that we're talking about Rorschach and Deadpool, did you know that in one of the Deadpool comics, Deadpool actually quotes Rorschach?

    This edit will also create new pages on Comic Vine for:

    Beware, you are proposing to add brand new pages to the wiki along with your edits. Make sure this is what you intended. This will likely increase the time it takes for your changes to go live.

    Comment and Save

    Until you earn 1000 points all your submissions need to be vetted by other Comic Vine users. This process takes no more than a few hours and we'll send you an email once approved.