Popular Character: Hey guys
Teammates: Dude, your dead
PC: What? No, just went to Whitecastle
T: We saw you die. Ripped apart by the Kraken
PC: You know how it is when you get that urge for those tiny burgers
T: We buried what was left of your hand. There was like fifty variant covers for that issue.
PC: Nope wasn't me. Want some fries?
T: Are they salted?