Marvel, you know i really like you right? You know that i want to be with you and continue to see you're characters grow and develop just as much as I want to see you grow. But baby we need to talk. If you are planning to make changes in the wonderful world you have created, you must promise to at least try not to make some of the mistakes that you have made that have made other people quite unsatisfied.In fact I have some suggestions that might be good for you to do. Baby lets have a drink and talk about this. Ready...

1. Lay off the big events

Fear Itself and (so far) Avengers vs X-men have been really unnecessary and mediocre at best. Not only that, but you're lesser known events have proven to be more superior in terms of satisfaction and quality. Circle of Four or the current Spider-Men crossover are the perfect examples - lesser known but greater quality and critical response. Fear Itself: promising, yet ultimately pointless since there were no real ramification to the universe and was nothing but explosions. Avengers Vs X-men is nothing but a frustrating and unwarranted fight comic. As a matter of fact, AVX would have been better had it been an X-men event in all honesty. When you think of phoenix you think of X-men, not avengers. Also if you are going to have one or two big main events per year, it no longer qualifies as a special event.

2. Maintain a focused continuity

Baby you're continuity is f@#$%& up. I cannot tell which goes where and where is it as of now. One minute wolverine in fighting the x-men with the avengers, the next he is at a wedding where wolvie asks storm to dance and rogue is arm wrestling with iron fist. Sounds lovely while a war between two supergroups are going on . Keep it tighter and do not put out sooo many tie-ins.

3. Know what to do with you're characters

I am going to use the hulk for this one as an example. You turned the Hulk's greatest and most popular nemesis, Thunderbolt Ross, and turned him into one of the most hated characters in the Marvel Universe. You also took Hulk's love interest Betty and turned her into the unlikeable and obnoxious Red- She Hulk. You gave Hulk a planet where he can live in piece and probably have had interesting story arcs...except that you blew it up and killed his wife. OH and now Bruce Banner is evil. Why? I do not know. Maybe Bruce went insane because you ran out of ideas. Over the few years you have shown to be very hit or miss in terms of what direction to take with a few of your main characters and their supporting characters. Fix that.

So please baby just listen to what we have to say. We love you:)