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I need a new name

Okay so my friends at Hatter Media and I have decided we wnat a new name for our blog. We're getting tired with One SHot Reviews. Basically we're a blog that reviews EVERYTHING!! 
 
So should we come up with a new name or stick with the one we have now?

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One Shot Reviews: Drawn Together Movie The Movie

After watching this movie, this is all I had to say; "Why why why why why why why?!!!!" 
 
This movie was beyond horrible, it was dumb, horrific, and went beyond certain limits that not even Trey Parker and Matt Stone of "South Park" would dare cross over and these are the same guys who did that episode with Muhammed. The Drawn Together Movie stars those classic charaacters from the houselhold Captain Hero, Spanky Ham, Foxxy Love, etc. The gang finds out that the show was cancelled and is soon attacked by a giant robot named I.S.R.E.A.L (voiced by Seth Macfarlene) Why he decided to do this I have no idea. He doesn't bring anything to the table except by having a giant sticker on the dvd cover.  The gang wants to bring their show back on the air and to do this they need to go to "Have a Point" land and find a wizard to give them a point. 
 
I was once a fan of this show through the first 2 seasons, I'll be honest with you folks. I actually at one point DID enjoy this show, but then after the 3rd season I started losing interest because it seemed like the show was going in a WHOLE new direction. It was getting more pointless and more stupid. And some of you can probably argue with me sayig "but that's the point of the show". Yea you're right, and you know what? There are other movies who are completely random such as "Date Movie" or "Epic Movie" and those blowed hardcore. Family Guy is even many at times random and pointless but at least there's somethign there for us to enjoy. Drawn Together just tends to leave a horrible image burnt into my brain. The animation is also changed to Flash Animation for costs reasons (and that jsut raises the question in how they even GOT a budget for this movie in the first place). I don't know about you guys but to me the flash anination looked a bit weird, like they looked more flat and not so animated like in the tv show. But honestly, I could forgive quality like that if the movie was STILL decent enough. Some of my favorite movies of all time have really crappy effects but I still enjoy them.
 
Here's what I thought was impossible... I didn't laugh ONCE. Not at all through this entire movie. Isn't that almost physically impossible? Like shouldn't I have found something in this movie entertaining? Well okay when I think about there was ONE scene I did chuckle a bit but that was it. I'm not gonna spare mercy on this movie for that one little scene. 
 
I'm telling you, there were times I thought I was on drugs while watchign this movie and I have never done them in my life. This movie just goes places I never wanted to go. When you literally have a (and I swear I'm not kidding here folks) a 3 way sex scene that lasts over 4 minutes with Foxxy, Toot and some random Flintstones chick, a scene where you have I think it was Hillary Clinton bouncing up and down on huge balls, AND another random charater called "suck my taint" girl that takes the gang on a shit-powered rocket ship shaped like corn.... you just lose it. You either lose your sanity or you have none to begin with. I actually sat through this entire movie from start to finish pausing it only 2 times (once for the bathroom and another to stop my aching headache from trying to watch this). It's just BAD people, it's just horribly bad. I barely scratched the surface of how messed up this movie is telling you some of the things. It's not worth your money, it's not worth your time, so use that money for something useful like a GOOD movie or donate it to Starving Children.  

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