My favorite fictional characters

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  • Yes. Batman. I know he's overrated and PIS-proof and blah, blah, blah.......

    Too bad, Hulk fanboys! He's number one and there's nothing you can do about it!

  • Uh-huh. Deadpool. The king of slapstick. (Screw Charlie Chapman). The king of comedy. (Jerry Seinfield ain't got anything on me.) The king of fourth wall breaking. (Sorry, Bugs Bunny.) The king of kick@ss. (What's that, Kick-Ass? Deadpool didn't hear you.) Yep. Pretty much explains everything.

  • If there's someone who kicks just as much booty as Deadpool and Batman, it's the Terminator. Stronger than Schwarzenegger, more stealthy than T-1000, and carries just as much guns as the T-800. (See what I did there? ;)

  • No, I'm not talking about N52 Wally. Not because he's, well, African American.

    (I can hear people shouting "They took our jobs!" and "Durkey dur duhr!") But because I just preferred the pre-52 one . Not exactly a good reason, but my preferences are my preferences, so screw you.

  • Yeah, the kid who grew up whenever he yelled Shazam. Great. But with Solomon's wisdom, Hercules' strength, Atlas' stamina, Zeus' lightning, Achilles's skill, and Martin Luther King Jr's cultural impact, (Just kidding. Mercury's speed.) who could not envy the Marvellous Captain?

  • Take that, butthurt Goku fanboys! Superman is fifth on the list and Goku is nowhere to be seen. Take that, and that, and that, and that, and that.................

  • Yes, I love kung-fu. And I would love to harness some of that chi Shang has. Hey, Shang-Chi, could you lend me some? I know it's here somewhere.....

  • Most n00bs on the vine simply know Bane as "the guy who broke the Bat."

    And I recently had a certain discussion with a certain guy who said Batman would lose because "his back's still hurting from Bane." I face-palmed hard. But it's probably true.

  • How much lamer can Aquaman get? Just imagine, if they named him Seaman. There'd be no stopping all the jokes that'd cause. But seriously, Aquaman is really not lame anymore. In fact, since the reboot, he's seriously bad@ss. Plus, he has a brilliant twist in his first comic: Since DC writers know people think Aquaman is lame, they even make the characters in the comics think he's lame. But then Aquaman shows his true bad@ssery.

  • Lady Shiva. A pointer to y'all: Don't mess with a hot gal named after the FREAKING GOD OF WAR. Someone like that must kill people for a living......yep. With her bare hands, no less.

  • The name's kinda racist, but it's true. He looks like a black panther. And that's all I have to say on the subject.

  • I actually don't like the new "Grayson" series. Seriously don't like this serious series and in this series I tell you seriously why I don't like the series. Actually, I won't. Seems like I wasn't being seriously serious enough about the series.

    I seriously like the Bludhaven series more. For serious. Now, seriously stop with the seriously's, in all seriousness.

  • There is no girl which kicks quite as much butt as Lady Shi-whoops, I meant Cassandra Cain Batgirl. I mean, her speed blitz speed is off the charts.

  • Plo Koon, the best Jedi alive. What's that you say? He died in a plane crash? Alright. So much for Plo Koon. :/

  • There's only one thing I can say about Starfire: Just like Timmy, I admire her assets.

  • I liked Green Arrow when he had a beard. And when he was paired with Green Lantern in that beautiful series. Oh well.

  • Deadshot. The man who never misses. Except, *ahem, when he's fighting Batman.

    That's why Batman is number one and Deadshot is seventeenth. YOU HEAR THAT, FLOYD? YEAH! YOU HEAR THAT?

  • Mace Windu is an inherently racist character. His species is inherently sided with the Dark Force. Wow, George. Seriously? You're at a time that segregation ended only years ago and you had to throw that tidbit of information in? Wow.

  • Eh, Lobo should be at around number seven, but I'm too lazy to edit it. Anyways, if I couldn't remember to put Lobo at seven, then he probably shouldn't be at seven. Also, just like Oliver, I liked Lobo more with the facial hair.

  • Screw that Ion and White Lantern stuff. I'm an oldies kinda guy. GREEN LANTERN FOR THE WIN!