Because people like upbeat happy time movies............And superheroes tend to wear lots of bright coloured spandex.........and can you imagine how hard it would be to sit in a theatre watching someone wearing all black fight someone else presumably also wearing all black in the dead of night.......because superheroes rarely fight during the day......? I prefer black superhero movies because I watch most of my movies under my bed sheets late a night to annoy my girlfriend........but the average populace isn't ready for the avant garde and creative spunk that is BLACK SUPERHERO MOVIES...........someday, though...........soooooon.............ducks back under his covers.......
I broke my nose walking into a pole.....................well, actually running into a pole..................at full speed.............which for me is about a billion km/h............And then I fell down some stairs once..................breaking my arm at the bottom...............because I have the agility of a catlike ninja..........with slight retardation............
The 90s...............?!! I existed then!!!!! Cool.................Y'know what else existed then..................? Recess............great show...............
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