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#2  Edited By Ultimate Joker

I say Psylocke because she's a babe and  is BRITISH! YOU CANNOT BEAT THE BRITISH! 
 
But in all actuality I'm not sure who'd win. I don't know enough about either one as far as feats go, but they seemed comparable when I discussed it with my friend, Coyote, here. 

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#3  Edited By Ultimate Joker

Wow. Is this battle for real? Exactly how can Thor lose? He falls asleep from boredom? He laughs himself to death? Thing cuts his long blonde hair off?

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#4  Edited By Ultimate Joker

I think Clayface could actually win this unless something happens and he lands in a heaping load of water. Can't the Hulk be suffocated? Sure, that might not fully "kill" Hulk but would that at least count as a win?

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#5  Edited By Ultimate Joker

Come now. Surely someone here is a big enough Catwoman fan to be able to answer this request for me.

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#6  Edited By Ultimate Joker

Batman is smarter, faster, stronger, richer, more agile, a great detective, has more skills, has better tech, better training, has even prettier love interests, and is overall far more popular. Exactly how Bond is to get even a decent amount of votes is beyond me. 
 
Batman in a world class curbstomping.

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#7  Edited By Ultimate Joker
@Sexy Merc said:
" @Ultimate Joker:  It wasn't sarcasm. I don't have that comic so I was making sure which one it was from. "
Okay. Was just wanting to make sure because sometimes people can be rudely sarcastic. =)
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#8  Edited By Ultimate Joker
@I`m Not Matezoide: Joker won against Lex Luthor, beat the snot out of Harvey Dent at least once. I don't know the circumstances of the battle against Dent, but then he also killed or hospitalized that goon in jail. Joker can quite easily kill with his bare hands, but I'm willing to admit that Zsasz is better at that and especially with a knife.
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#9  Edited By Ultimate Joker
@xxSadisticSmilexx said:
" Now I love Zsasz, don't get me wrong... but I am going with the Joker hands down.  As Ultimate here has shown, the Joker does have the ability to fight.  Regardless if it was straight hand to hand combat, the key thing to remember is the Joker is a talker.  It is never simply hand to hand with him.  He brings everything mentally to a fight that he can muster. "
Joker doesn't always flap his gums, and he knows Zsasz well enough to know that he'll most likely ignore anything he says. Now the thing here is who gets the first strike, because whoever does has a clear advantage. Joker can be relentless but like I said, so is Zsasz and Zsasz apparently knows all the right weak spots. I'll give the majority to Zsasz, but I still think Joker can pull a few wins. Now give Joker prep or a better weapon and Zsasz is just screwed.
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#10  Edited By Ultimate Joker

Bane. Joker and Zsasz are going to need chiropractors when he's through with them.