Love is hard to maintain being a vigilante.

I mean you make plans to take your girl out on a date and then you have to break them when some psycho wants stick up a corner store or some evil villain that wants to terrorize my neighborhood. If I don't call in and make some lame excuse why I didn't make the date, I get accused of cheating and I everything I do becomes suspicious and I appear to be sneaky which gets me in alot of trouble. It's not like I can let the girl know about my alternate life because it could get the girl killed so I'm left lookin like an ass.

I guess this is something I'm gonna have to get used to and I don't know what I'm gonna do when I start to find a girl to fall in love with. This whole hero thing is a pain in the ass sometimes.

I've only been a crimefighter four months and I have been shot at, punched in the mouth, kicked in the ribs, Dodged several vehicles in oncoming traffic and Leaped off a ten story building and swinging to the ground on a tension cable just to kick the shit out of some drug dealers. Other than the time I got into that fight in the strip club and saved Caramelbooty from that hit squad, this has been off the hook. It's all in a days work. Gramps, how did you manage to do all this and not go crazy is beyond me.