Is it just me? I'm a huge Spider-Man fan... I've read just about everything Spider-man...
But Spider-Island is just....boring. Maybe 'not interesting' is a nicer way to say it... Maybe, it's just that every time Marvel brings back those FREAKING Peter Parker clones my eyes just start to glaze over... And it's not that clones can't make an interesting story line, they can, it's just that Marvel can't make an interesting story line about Clones.... And EVEN IF THEY DID, they'd just retcon it over and over and over and OVER again...
BEN: Hi, I'm Ben Riley. I'm your clone.
PETE: Okay...
BEN: Um.. I know I said " I " was the clone, but really YOU'RE the clone. So, Pete, why don't you leave and I'll just take over from now on.
PETE: Okay...
BEN: Okay, okay, okay. So, maybe I AM the clone, Pete. and. Wait... I"m confused. Didn't one or both of us die or something.
ENTERS KAINE
KAINE: NO! Neither of you are Spider-Man. I AM. And my name is Kaine. So.. okay wait.. um... Wait, did I say I was Spider-Man? Oh, frig it, let's just kill each other... or, maybe one or two of us will die and the winner gets to keep being Spider-Man.
BEN: Yeah, that sounds good! And, the ones of us that die will just come back over and over again in those god-awful retcons that will just change everything that was done before so that everyone will be more confused than ever before...
PETE: But wait. You guys are going to be "good guys" if you win right?
Kaine exchanges an "are you freaking kidding me look with Ben"
KAINE: Um... (snickers) "Sure. I mean of course!"
BEN: Kewl with me, as long as I get to sleep with M.J.
PETE: Oh, funny story that... See, we're... I mean ' I'M ' not married to her anymore...
KAINE and BEN: You divorced a super gorgeous, spirited, firey, HOT super model who loves you???
PETE: No. I...See, Aunt May was dying so I sold my soul to keep her alive... Part of the deal was that things would be retconned so that M.J. and I were never married.
Kaine and Ben exchange another "are you freaking kidding me look"
KAINE AND BEN: WTF?!
PETE: It was the only way!
KAINE: Not to sound callous but, isn't Aunt May about as old as Moses?
BEN: Yeah, and didn't she give a rash of *$&$ for destroying your's and M.J.'s life to keep her alive when about the only person from her generation that is still alive other than her is Captain America?
KAINE: And Wolverine.
BEN: Yeah, and Wolverine...
Okay, I'm digressing..... So, Spider-Island. It's just not interesting... And, if the writers stay true to form, NOTHING significant will come from it. Everyone will just sort of forget it happened. Kind of like when every super hero turned into the Hulk...
SOOOO, not interesting...
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