@cattlebattle said:
@Timandm: lol your to comics what Lewis Black is to politics, your rants are always great. I think you have to be a big Spider-Man fan to enjoy it otherwise its just...meh. Same could really be said for much of what Marvel puts out these days
You're right. I COULD be said... Although, I find myself actually enjoying Fear Itself... My favorite part of the entire Fear itself thing, are those Asgardian Dwarves that made the weapons for the super heroes.
@CATPANEXE: Um.. Yeah. I DID sort of forget to actually talk about the things in Spider-Island I didn't like. I guess that's sort of important when you're criticizing a story. To actually talk about the story... LOL!. My Bad.
So... What don't I like about Spider-Island...
1: The dredged up the clone saga thing again... The Spider-Man clone saga is like Spoiled Milk. And, perhaps the most important thing about spoiled milk is that tomorrow, it's STILL going to be spoiled milk. Try it yourself. When your milk spoils (Assuming you have milk in your fridge long enough for it to go bad) put it back in the fridge. Then take it out a day later and try it. It will STILL be spoiled... Try this for a week... STILL spoiled...
The Spider-Man Clone Saga is the spoiled milk of the Marvel Comics Universe... Please, Please, PLEASE throw it out...
2: The Art. I know many people LOVE the style of art that's being used. Where the characters aren't always recognizable, and their somewhat mis-proportioned. But I really don't like it. I realize that's simply a matter of taste.
3; This is yet ANOTHER story which happens in a time span of less than a few months, in which hundreds if not thousands of people are hurt, or killed, AND there's hundreds of millions of dollars in property damage, AND the economy of the entire world should be significantly impacted in a major way (the new york stock exchange would shut down) and yet, as soon as this event is over, it'll be business as usual...
- Fear Itself - Millions of lives lost. Utter property destruction probably on the level of sever hundreds of billions of dollars of damage...
- Schism - Lots of lives lost, lots of damage.
- Spider-Island - New York City basically shut down. Thousands injured, lots of people killed. hundreds of millions of dollars of damage...
But then, PRESTO, everything will be perfectly fine... I realize it is a comic book universe, but there has to be SOME level of physical reality to which they adhere...
4: Did I mention the freaking Clone Saga?
5: The overall absurdity of the storyline... Bedbugs spreading a retrovirus (or something like it) sounds not only scientifically viable, but a darn fine evil plan. But it should easily have spread across the entire country. There's no logical reason for it to not have crossed bridges.. But that's not the part that bothers me. It's just... um... ridiculous? Like when all the superheroes turned into Hulks. That story was just ridiculous... What's next, everyone turns into Magneto? Everyone turns into Quicksilver? Everyone turns into Wolverine? Actually, there's no need for that since Wolverine is on every team in the Marvel Universe...
I will, however, point out... That even though the story isn't grabbing me, and I'm not really enjoying it... I'm still reading it... So... SOMETHING about it, has me interested enough to keep reading it...
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