theodixon9

Hey guys, I'm gonna stop using this account seeing as I've got my first laptop and therefore my own email address, etc so from this profile it's goodbye.

I agree, Grant Morrison can be difficult to understand and, at times, it can be really off-putting. Unfortunately for me, Morrison has written some of Batman's most acclaimed titles and I want to know if they're up to anything. If you do struggle (like I do) you can sometimes find websites which help you through the books. I was reading Batman and Robin and unsure of some of the language used but this helped clear it up: Grant Morrison's Batman. It helped me get the gist of the story more although I still think the work is pretty pretentious (that scene where Professor Pyg rambles on to Damion, you might as well look up random Greek mythological figures on Google and stick them in a sentence).

@rd189: Okay, I really don't like Thor so don't blame me for that (although I still think Batman could nab the Phantom Zone projector and use it on him) but the rest is alright. I don't think the Hawkeye or Cap statement is too far fetched, Wasp shouldn't be a major problem, Spider-Man may have gotten over uncle Ben's death but he still has many friends who he would fear losing, Batman has some pretty good feats in hacking (getting into the memory bank of a Manhunter android, hacking area 51, so on) so a few months should be enough to break into Iron Man's armour and, lastly, I don't know much about Scarlet Witch either (her powers have fluctuated quite a bit, I don't know what level she's on now) but blinding her isn't a bad idea, is it? I mean, it will take more than that alone but it's a start. And unlike Batman, I'm not a master strategist.

Not all at once or directly but Batman could possibly beat them all. He can take down Hawkeye and possibly Cap in a one-on-one fight, use anti-bug spray on Wasp, try fear gas on Spider-Man (he's very emotional about his uncle Ben), create an EMP to disable Iron Man's suit (it worked in Civil War and, although the amour's more developed, Batman is skilled in disabling devices) and blind Scarlet Witch (similar to his "Green Lantern plan") as I think she needs to see what she's firing at to use her powers effectively. As for the Norse god, does Thor still have that weakness where he turns back into Donald Blake if he's separated from Mjolnir (I'm really not a fan so I don't keep up to date with his comics). If not, perhaps he can some Superman's tech from the Fortress of Solitude to BFR him.

London would be good for me. It's near to me, has lots of recognizable places for fight scenes and the Queen could become a superhero.

Yes, whenever I have to do long distance running at school I pretend I Batman trying to catch the Joker. I still don't win the race but at least I don't come last.

This could actually be pretty fun. If you start to control it, like having a lucid dream, then you could get up to a whole lot of fun, chasing bad guys, scaring somebody you don't like very much, whatever. On the other hand, you might accidentally kill somebody you like. That wouldn't be so groovy.

I've managed to watch every Justice League Unlimited show on my computer (which is constantly buffering, so it's actually pretty difficult) whereas I haven't had the patience to see every Young Justice episode. In fact, JLU may have been one of the things that got me more into comics, there were so many cool characters I'd never seen before.

I imagine Batman's brain tastes very nice...

Is psychically attacked enough?