"Hulk likes Rogue, she's a babe. All others are smashable."
I'd take my right foot and put it cross the left side of your face."
Hulk is curious about your hostility to Hulk. Hulk's first impression is that you get angry at people on the internet because you are heinous and no one likes you. Hulk's second impression is that you might just have a small penis. Hulk doesn't want to fight with people on the internet because it is rather pointless. Instead Hulk has an other suggestion.
Hulk will need sponsors for a Smash-a-Thon. ComicVine community members can sponsor Hulk, for every one Hulk smashes this year, they can donate a dollar. By the end of World War Hulk it should be in the millions. Proceeds raised by Hulk will go to getting plastic surgery and a penis enlargements, and if necessary, Hulk will flat out pay people to hang out with Gambler. Hulk asks that you send donations now.
"Ok. I'm adding new people to the list: One I forgot to add yesterday, and the other people seem to not like.6. Megaguirus7. The Unbeatable Hulk or any other hulk fan for that matter."
Hulk does not understand hostility to people that just want to voice their opinions. Furthermore, Hulk is not a 'noob' as you put it, Hulk has tried for months to create an account, but has had trouble finding non-smashable keyboards. Hulk went through several Dell and Sony models, but Hulk's fingers are too big. Hulk's new computer is made of stainless steel and weighs one metric ton.
Hulk apologizes for stupid Ang Lee film. Hulk will smash stupid Ang Lee when Hulk gets the chance, Hulk has a very busy smashing schedule. Hulk promises next movie won't be as bad and won't have Nick Nolte babbling on about god knows what. Hulk is pleased about the possibility of Edward Norton in new Hulk film. Hulk's favorite movies include Fight Club and American History X. If you have not seen these, Hulk suggests you add them to your Netflix que.