The Reverend Jim

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Where's MY Wal-Mart?

OK, I have to ask. Where is my Wal-Mart? If your city is like mine you have Wal-Marts all over the place. Each one seems to have it's own click.

We have the south west store that tends to draw rednecks and white trash. This is really the only one that I will not go to, do to the fact I just really hate redneck white trash. Also my car is too low to see around and over all their 4x4 trucks.

There is the north east one where the brothers shop. In truth I feel the most at home here, until some woman drags her 10 kids in yelling "bitch this and bitch that". Everyone plays cool here cause they all know 70% of the people in there are packin heat.

East and northwest Wal-Marts are the "fancy" ones. These make me laugh because the rich people shop here, but they don't want anyone to know their in a Wal-Mart. They are also the ones who fight every new Wal-Mart building plan, because they don't want to see one in their neighborhood. But it's fine to put them down where the "poor folk" live.

Last but not least is my favorite, the midtown Wal-Mart. This place is a zoo. It's like shopping in a third world market place. The only thing missing is goats humping in the aisles. There are people from all over the world here and not one of them speak English. The parking lot is like rush hour in Bangladesh, minus a few cows. Little tip for any immigration officers reading this, you could probably pick up a few hundred illegals a day here.

Now before everyone thinks I hate Wal-Mart let me say this. I love them. Where else can you buy dog food, a $5 shirt, fresh baked apple pie, a shotgun, live fishing bait, CDs, and a last minute mothers day card at 2am after the bars close? No where!

But back to my question. Where is my Wal-mart? I want the 30 something, hard rock/goth/punk store with the light turned low for those of us who are light sensitive. Extra wide aisles so I don't have to fight my way past the lady with 10 kids. A music dept. that sells the music I like, and plays it in the store. Parking lots with age limits, no blue haired old ladies wandering around bumping cars with their 1970 Chevy Impala. Check out lanes that are actually open. Why have 30 check out lanes and only have 5 that are ever open???

Well I know that will never happen, so I guess it's back to the human zoo location. No matter how much I say I hate it, it's like a bad car wreck, you just have to look. I mean what fun would there be in life if the idiots were not here to laugh at?

So let me know if you have Wal-Marts like ours or even better ones.


Good Advise and Guns

The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else

is supplemental." -- John Steinbeck

1- Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he's too

old to fight, he'll just kill you.

2- If you find yourself in a fair fight, your

tactics suck.

3- I carry a gun 'cause a cop is too heavy.

4- America is not at war. The U.S. Military is at war.

America is at the mall. (Ain't this the gospel truth!)

5- When seconds count, the cops are just minutes

away. (shoot first-then call 911).

6- A reporter did a human interest piece on the Texas Rangers.

The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger

was carrying and asked him "Why do you carry a 45?". The Ranger

responded with, "Because they don't make a 46."

7- An armed man will kill an unarmed man with monotonous


8- The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my rifle"

9- Beware the man who only has one gun. He probably

knows how to use it.

10- If you're going to live in this country you'd better learn

to protect yourself. 'Cause the U.S. Military is busy with other matters and there are not enough cops for everyone to own one.

note: "If you can't stand behind our troops,try standing in front

of them"!


Great tunes

Love this stuff, she was the singer for Lords of Acid. A little on the cheesey side but it has a solid beat.


I've had it with stupid people.

If this was my world Judge Dredd style law would be the way to go. If you're found to be lacking you will punished.

The truly ignorant people I deal with on a daily basis would be deemed too stupid to live. A great culling of the herd is needed in Amreica.

The weak minded shall be dealt with. Anyone found being politically correct will be beat until they regain their common sense.

People driving under the influance of stupidity will be removed from the gene pool post haste.

Ignorance is no excuse! I am the LAW!

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