Life lessons from comics

-Some people are just bad and can never be trusted.

-Some people are too good for their own good.

-Crime pays very good, but pay back is a bitch.

-Just when you think you've gotten rid of someone for good they turn up again. (like ex-wives)

-Your past can be changed.

-Your future is not fixed yet.

-Good guys don't always win.

-Bad guys are not always the real bad guys.

-No matter how tough you are there is always someone out there that can kick your ass.

-Spandex does not look as cool in real life.

-Capes will not slow your fall when you jump off your parents house or a barn.

-No amount of radiation, spider bites, chemical baths or lightning strikes will give you super powers. (although caffeine does come close)

-Spider Senses are a load of BS! (I've had my nose broken three times to disprove that power)

-Mutated genes in real life are not so cool.

-Hand guns are way more effective at stopping crime then a plastic Green Lantern ring. (unless you're really good)

-Cardboard batarangs don't throw worth a crap.

-Cardboard batarangs weighted with steel washers and wrapped in black electrical tape will brake a plate glass window.

-Super speed could not out run an angry mother. (something about a broken window...)

-A healing factor would have been really cool growing up. (especially after jumping off the roof)

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Where is your soul going?

I know this is very out of place here but I need to share this. It's not my normal type blog but maybe it should be. The 3 videos are about 10 minutes each, I know that's a lot but we all have wasted much more time then that here on other things. I ask that you please watch all three and don't laugh it off or just walk away forgetting all you've hard.

Let God speak to you with these videos. If you walk away thinking I'm crazy that's fine. I still pray that each person hearing these words will be changed forever. It changed me, made me remember what I'm supposed to be doing, serving my Lord and savior Jesus Christ. I will not be embarrassed or ashamed of Him or His words anymore. Christ changed me years ago and I have not been faithful to Him lately, but no more!

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Nerd ranking... just do it we already know we are.

What Be Your Nerd Type?
Your Result: Literature Nerd
 

Does sitting by a nice cozy fire, with a cup of hot tea/chocolate, and a book you can read for hours even when your eyes grow red and dry and you look sort of scary sitting there with your insomniac appearance? Then you fit this category perfectly! You love the power of the written word and it's eloquence; and you may like to read/write poetry or novels. You contribute to the smart people of today's society, however you can probably be overly-critical of works.It's okay. I understand.

Gamer/Computer Nerd
 
Science/Math Nerd
 
Social Nerd
 
Anime Nerd
 
Musician
 
Artistic Nerd
 
Drama Nerd
 
What Be Your Nerd Type?
Quizzes for MySpace
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Merry Christmas!

Well it's that time again. I hope you find time to be with family and friends this Christmas. I have nothing funny to say or funny videos for this blog entry, just wanted to say Merry Christmas to all of you.

For those of you whom I talk to regularly, I just want to say thank you for makeing my insomnia a lot more fun.

I hope Santa is good to each of you this year.

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