Are you not American?"No, I'm British and I'm an alcoholic...
Still, I can't believe none of you have watched the likes of George Carlin (who referred to Bush as Governor as that was the last office he held legitimately) or Bill Hicks (who died far too young and is still all too relevant). Go watch them on YouTube, then watch some old clips of Real Time with Bill Maher or the Daily Show with Jon Stewart. You'll get a laugh and hopefully, you'll get some of their passion. Believe me, I love America (my girlfriend is American), I wouldn't be so frustrated about Bush and his crooked friends not being impeached if I didn't. I just hope the next guy does a better job.
Sorry you guys think I'm an ass. I am an ass, I just don't like people realising it.
I'll leave you a few quotes:
If you can look at the war in Iraq, the melting environments and the descent of America into "idiocracy," and still think our biggest problems are boobies during the Super Bowl and the "war on Christmas," then you don't have values, you have issues. - Bill Maher
When fascism comes to America, it will not be in brown and black shirts. It will not be with jack-boots. It will be Nike sneakers and Smiley shirts … Germany lost the Second World War. Fascism won it. Believe me, my friend. - George Carlin
Go back to bed, America. Your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control again. Here. Here's American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up. Go back to bed, America. Here is American Gladiators. Here is 56 channels of it! Watch these pituitary retards bang their f$%king skulls together and congratulate you on living in the land of freedom. Here you go, America! You are free to do what we tell you! You are free to do what we tell you! - Bill Hicks
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they? - George Carlin
Peace out.
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