The Difference Between Heroes and Neutrals...
By The Hunter 25 Comments
starring Feral Nova and the Hunter (special guest appearance by Homicide)
Feral Nova says:
LMAO no... house scares me xP
The Animal says:
lol
The Animal says:
House is my idol
Feral Nova says:
o_o your idol is a meanie
The Animal says:
yup
The Animal says:
just like me
The Animal says:
*randomly pushes an old man down some stairs*
Feral Nova says:
O_O
Feral Nova says:
*slowly walks away*
The Animal says:
sorry
The Animal says:
I.... don't know what came over me.
The Animal says:
omg
The Animal says:
I think that old man's getting back up...
Feral Nova says:
O_O
Feral Nova says:
call 911!
The Animal says:
He's got a cane!
The Animal says:
*runs from the old man*
Feral Nova says:
*wonders why he's running until the old man pulls a sword from his cane and starts swinging at Nova* YOU LITTLE WHIPPER SNAPPERS!
Nova: O_O AHHHHH! WAIT UP! *runs after Hunter*
The Animal says:
....holy crap
The Animal says:
Don't run after ME!
The Animal says:
He'll follow!
The Animal says:
just.... fire him up or something!
Feral Nova says:
WHAT?! I CANT SET A OLD MAN ON FIRE! >_< I'm a damn hero! Why dont you slice him up with your calws?!
The Animal says:
He's old! And he smells bad! I don't want that stuff getting on my claws... which go back into MY body!
Feral Nova says:
o_O what? You dont wash your calws after you use them? ...ewwww!!!
The Animal says:
Well come on, it's not like I can just get out the soap after I'm done killing $hit and scrub-a-dub-dub!
Feral Nova says:
hhmm... I never thought of that.... BUT STILL! >_< Use that damn bow or something! Cant you get your damn pack to take him down!?
The Animal says:
and waste an arrow on HIM?
The Animal says:
Come on, just shoot fire. Just aim, close your eyes, roast, and then open your eyes again!
Feral Nova says:
D: but the guilt will eat me alive!
Feral Nova says:
I'll never be able to call myself a hero ever again! T_T
Feral Nova says:
I have morals you know!
The Animal says:
Dammit!
The Animal says:
*shoots the old man in the head with an arrow*
The Animal says:
NOW look what you made me do....
Feral Nova says:
*watches the brains fly out of his head* O_O ........ damn
Feral Nova says:
you.... you just killed an old man! D:
The Animal says:
....he had a sword.
Feral Nova says:
he was 95 years old! He could barly hold it up!
The Animal says:
*nudges the corpse with his foot*
Feral Nova says:
o_O ewwwww......
The Animal says:
I'm 92 years old..... so it's fair.
Feral Nova says:
LMAO
Feral Nova says:
yeah but he doesnt have healing abilities!
The Animal says:
not MY fault he isn't immortal....
Feral Nova says:
your cold... xP
The Animal says:
I'm allowed to be..... I'm neutral.
Feral Nova says:
damn it... lucky lol
The Animal says:
Wait a minute....
The Animal says:
*looks closer at the corpse, nudges it again*
Feral Nova says:
O_o stop that!
The Animal says:
Ummmm.... this wasn't just any old man....
Feral Nova says:
o_o
Feral Nova says:
t-then... who was it!? O_O
The Animal says:
Look at his clothes... his beard.... his turban..... all the weapons he has all over his body....
The Animal says:
I think I just killed.... Osama Bin Laden.....
Feral Nova says:
O.O
Feral Nova says:
WHAT!?
Feral Nova says:
*looks at the old man again*
Feral Nova says:
o_O
Feral Nova says:
O_o
Feral Nova says:
o_o he's ugly
The Animal says:
HA!
The Animal says:
I'M the one who killed Osama!
The Animal says:
...and YOU didn't!
The Animal says:
*points and laughs*
Feral Nova says:
v_v I fail as a hero....
The Animal says:
OH yeah!
Feral Nova says:
T_T I should just go and jump into the middle of the Pacific Ocean
The Animal says:
OK
The Animal says:
It's THAT way
The Animal says:
*points*
Feral Nova says:
>_>
Feral Nova says:
*jumps into the middle of the pacific ocean*
The Animal says:
And THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is why neutrals are the heroes of the future....
Homicide says:
*Homicide walks up behind Hunter* pphhhh I knew she was a flake...
The Animal says:
*suddenly shoves his claws into Homicide's chest*
Homicide says:
O_O ....................................
The Animal says:
....being neutral means I can do THAT too.
Homicide says:
*spits in his face and dies* X_x
The Animal says:
*wipes the spit off..... walks away....*