The Clone Saga (With commentary!)

Here we have a Clone Saga list with commentary from our special guest, Miles Warren, whom you all may know better as the Jackal. Take it away, Warren! 
 
*Note* This list is an ongoing piece of work.

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  • For those of you that don't know me (And if you don't, what's wrong with you?) here's a picture of my ever handsome self. My hobbies include manipulation, cloning, genetic altering, cloning, Gwen Stacy... did I mention cloning? I enjoy long walks in the park, going to fancy restaurants, and trying to kill Spider-Man... oh, and cloning!

  • Truly a lovely, beautiful, perfect young woman who was taken away from me before her time. *sniff!* She'd still be here if not for...

  • Oh, boy. If I had a nickel for every time I cloned this guy... If not for Parker, Gwen would still be alive. That's right, I know who Parker REALLY is. I've tried to rob this monster of his very identity TWICE and he still manages to pick himself back up! He just won't stay down and die! What will it take?! No man is an island... but he will be! Hahahaha!

  • Sooo... in order to psychologically torture Parker, I created this fine specimen. I really have to congratulate myself on this one... Where is she nowadays, anyway? Oh, and be sure to pick your mouths up off the floor, boys.

  • Ahh, one of my first Parker clones and certainly the most ugly! Yckk! Moving on, we have...

  • And here we have one of my most successful clones. I used him to battle Spider-Man in Shea Stadium and he seemiingly died in an explosion I had set off. In reality, he was still alive and managed to go out on the road in search of a new life. He came back years later and then he died. The end and good riddance!

  • What was I thinking when I gave this third Parker clone that name?! Yeesh! Cut me a break, though, he can do all kinds of crazy things like stretch, liquify, morph, etc. I have no idea where this crazy kid went to...

  • You wouldn't know by looking at this thing, but he's actually a Peter Parker clone! I know, right? I have tons of these little guys running around. And for the record, I did it before Mini-Me was cool.

  • I--I killed Serba? No! No, it couldn't have been me! Nooooo!

    Bwahahha! Yeah, I killed him. He should've minded his own business and just did as he was told. On the bright side, I have an opening for a new lab assistant.

  • Much as I hate to admit it, I wouldn't be the cloning expert I am today without this chump. Speaking of which...

  • Picasso had his paintings, and I have my clones. Nuff said!

  • The first one of these guys was a decomposed clone of me! The second was the result of some snot nosed kid who couldn't keep his noes out of other people's business. He sniffed some chemicals or something of mine and turned all Carrion looking. The third was a combination of my consciousness and this jerk Dr.William Allen. Oh, and I created a virus based on this creation of mine that's wiped out entire towns! How fun is that?!

  • This ugly so and so was the lone survivor of a town I unleashed the Carrion virus on. Then he joined the New Warriors and then he just upped and left for what one could only hope was an eternity in comic book limbo.

  • Nosey, nasty little pains in the butt. These punk kids really should get a curfew.

  • This was a nice place to visit... and stage my seemingly final battle with Spider-Man and his clone Ben Reilly.

  • This is where my little Jacks and I were going to unleash my Carrion virus until I "died". Again. Just a minor set back is all.

  • Manhattan? More like... Spider-Island!

  • Turns out there was more than just one of these guys running around. They're a freaking cult! All headed by...

  • this guy, Norman Osborn! He used to fund my research back when I was a college professor, believe it or not. Oh how I would love to run into this guy again and thank him for that... and then rake his face with my claws for having a role in Gwen's death and all of his dirty manipulations.

  • This guy's just a fancy pants mutant weirdo who can manipulate perceptions. Thought he was a god or soemthing. He ran off for parts unknown.

  • Once an Osborn flunky, always an Osborn flunky, eh Stromm? I guess he got what he deserves, what with being a decapitated head and all.

  • This worm rigged my equipment under orders from Osborn. Thankfully Osborn saved me the trouble of killing him. And now this worm feeds other worms.

  • Parker's wife. How he ever bagged a supermodel I'll never know!

  • This old bag supposedly died during my second clone escapade, but it was revealed to be an actress following orders from, you guessed it, Norman Osborn. Yawn!

  • I gave this former wrestler a bear suit exoskeleton. I wrote it off on my taxes.

  • The first Tarantula lent me a hand during my first clone escapade. He died after becoming a giant spider and falling to the street in a hail of police gunfire. Street pizza anyone?

  • Sent this guy to a hospital where Parker's Aunt May was at in hopes of causing some mischief for the lad. Scorpion failed, of course, but that was to be expected.

  • I helped give this guy his start when I manipulated him to go after Spider-Man. He has yet to thank me, the lousy ingrate.

  • My favorite bed time story. Just be sure to start early when you read it, because it's a loooooong one.

  • I get choked up everytime I read this thing.

  • This story stinks worse than clone degeneration. I wasn't even in it! All I got was a lousy name drop. Bah!

  • Buy these, because I said so. Seriously, if you wanna get a look at the whole 90's Clone Saga Epic, this series is for you.

  • For those of you who like less reading and new takes on old stories, this take on the 1990s Clone Saga is for you!

  • One of the ways they were going to end the 1990's Clone Saga involved using Mephisto himself! That's right, OMD, the Clone Saga thought of it first!

  • Kaine killed this guy. I told Kaine to mind his manners! Tsk tsk! If it's any consolation, he came back to life.

  • Kaine killed this guy, too. Then he came back! Then he died again. Aww...

  • This loser thought he could be the Green Goblin. Once a loser, always a loser, I say.

  • This guy made me the character I am today. Thanks, Ger.

  • This guy drew my Jackal look, design, and the 1970's Clone Saga. A truely underrated artist.

  • This guy right here thought up the whole 1990's Clone Saga idea and first pitched it at a Spider-Man meeting. He wrote Web of Spider-Man until his sudden departure.

  • This guy was the Editor in Chief when the whole second clone saga started. He even wrote me a couple of times, like he did in Spectacular Spider-Man. He's a good egg, this one.

  • This guy wrote me in the second Clone Saga, too, primarily in Amazing Spider-Man.

  • And here we have another writer from the 1990's Clone Saga, who did most of his work in adjectiveless Spider-Man.

  • This guy drew a ton of me in the second Clone Saga and he managed to design Ben Reilly's Spider-Man outfit when Parker gave up the suit. He primarily worked on Amazing Spider-Man with some other stuff here and there.

  • This guy drew a ton of Clone Saga stuff, too, primarily in Spectacular Spider-Man.

  • Not only did this guy draw some 90's Clone Saga stuff in adjectiveless Spider-Man, but he also wrote Maximum Clonage Omega. Yeah, let's not talk about that last part...

  • Hah, this guy Jason Macendale tried to lead the Sinister Seven (That's right, six just wasn't enough) in hopes of killing Kaine, who was killing Spider-Man's villains right and left (See Doc Ock and Grim Hunter). Then he became the cybernetic implant Hobgoblin towards the 1990's Clone Saga's end during the "Blood Brothers" story line. And now he's dead.

  • Can you belive Ben Reilly took Venom aka Eddie Brock down in his first stint as the Scarlet Spider? Me neither!

  • The Carnage symbiote left ol' Cletus here temporarily to bond with Ben Reilly and form the dreaded Spider-Carnage! Spider-Carnage even got his own action figures and was the main villain in the 1994 Spider-Man cartoon for the season finale, which also included some Clone Saga goodness!

  • This guy ain't got no alibi because he ugly! Kaine, as you can tell, gave this guy a make over.

  • I kidnapped this guy and tied him to a bomb only the real Spider-Man could deactivate. And while the two Spider-Men battled in Shea Stadium, my clone decided to show a heroic side and save ol' Neddy here at the cost of his own life. Well, a lot of good that did, because Neddy's dead, too.

  • This guy's only claim to fame is giving Ben Reilly his name the Scarlet Spider when he first donned the red tights and blue hoody. Not much of an accomplishment is it?