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The Joker's Biggest Boner 1

By The Angry Comic Book Critic      Now before you say anything I'm NOT talking about the Clown Prince of Crime's LONG ROD VON HUGEN DONG or even his ONE EYED MONSTER no not that not ever his PECKER I'm talking about the Joker's BONER.....I'm going to milk this 52 page DICK joker for all it's worth. Now Linkara refused to review this on AT4W because honestly it's not all that bad of a comic and as we all know in the time period that this was made Boner = Fuck Up and just to make this perfectly c...

5 out of 5 found this review helpful.

Someone's been hitting the Crackpipe Pretty Hard 1

By The Angry Comic Book Critic       .....I'm going to say once again the Silver age of DC comic's was fucked up and I mean that in the best way possible after looking through a Trade I bought recently called Batman The Black Casebook which is a collection of issues that inspired Batman R.I.P. I have to say it must have been a requirement to have regular doses of LSD because....damn this is just crazy you have Batman and Robin going toe to toe with are you ready for it? A RAINBOW MONSTER yes I s...

3 out of 3 found this review helpful.

Eternity 3

By The Angry Comic Book Critic       I think it's time we take a look at one of the characters of marvel that doesn't gets the props he rightfully deserves and that Character my friends is Eternity a being that could kick the Hulks ass with just a thought a being of such unimaginable power that even Dr. Strange is afraid of him. Now the comic where he 1st appears is Strange Tales #138 this comic contains two stories one is about Nick Fury trying to stop hydra but we're not going to look at that ...

3 out of 3 found this review helpful.

Eight Arms of Sheer Ass Kicking Awesomeness!!! 5

By The Angry Comic Book Critic       Spider-man god I love him. He's one of the best character's ever to grace the pages of comics and despite all the ups and downs he's had over the years his book still is going strong. Now as most of us know until this issue of Spider-man his villains were....lets face it guys the rent-a-cops at the mall could handle I mean one was just a petty street thug, the other master of disguise and the last just an old man in a bird suite so all in all not that impress...

2 out of 2 found this review helpful.

Metal Men 3

By The Angry Comic Book Critic       First let me say this review wasn't what I planned to was give a review on the origin of Thor but because Marvel comics are a bunch of money grubbing dick weeds and want me to pay for digital comics that's just not going to happen so instead we're going to take a look at DC Showcase presents #39 which is one of the Metal Men's earliest appearances as well as the 1st appearance of Chemo you know that living chemical spill that haunts Al Gore's Nightmares. Well...

1 out of 2 found this review helpful.

HULK SMASH!!!!! 1

By The Angry Comic Book Critic       Well we've discussed the origins of both the Avengers residential geniuses so why don't we take a look at their Not So Jolly Green Giant the ever smashing HULK. So we have another creation here by none other than the legends Stan Lee and Jack Kirby a character who probably has the world's worst case of roid rage cause whenever he goes hulk he smashes the living shit out of anything in sight. Now out of all the characters in comics I've seen the hulk is probab...

2 out of 2 found this review helpful.

Pint Size Avenger 2

By The Angry Comic Book Critic        Well I've given you the 1st Appearance of Iron Man but now it's time for the next member on the Avengers I'm talking about of course the guy who can't stick with a Super Hero Persona to save his life I'm talking about Ant-man I mean Giant Man or is it Yellow Jacket? I think he goes by the Wasp now days oh well let's just use his real name Hank Pym now this is just my interpenetration of the original direction marvel intended to take with the character but ho...

2 out of 2 found this review helpful.

I AM IRON MAN!!!! 4

 By The Angry Comic Book Critic          Where would those Silver Age Classics be without Iron Man? I mean without him we'd be one avenger short and the Civil War wouldn't have had it's antagonist and Robert Downey Jr. wouldn't have become a super star. Now Iron as we all know is not your typical hero for one most would consider him to be an ass if it wasn't for himself getting hurt by wear he'd still be an arms dealing, Man Whore with a drinking problem.....Oh right never mind. Well let dive in...

4 out of 6 found this review helpful.

There Came A Day... 0

By The Angry Comic Book Critic       The Silver Age Classics role on with the first tale of Marvel's premier super-team of the Earth Mightiest Heroes I'm talking about of course The Avenger's and with a live action film coming in 2012 I thought why not review the ultimate team's first adventure together against the god of mischief himself the shame of Odin the one the only Loki...or as Thor would say "Ye Old douche bag of the year " so lets give the douche bag of the year a round of applause.......

2 out of 3 found this review helpful.

Does Whatever A Spider Can 0

 By The Angry Comic Book Critic         Ah the silver age of comic's yes it was a simpler time for comics there were no events or insane retacon's "Cough! One More Day. Cough!" and the D.C and Marvel Universes where becoming much larger worlds so it is with delight that I say that I've begun a new era of reviews the time of my Golden Age reviews is at an end to give way to the Era of Silver age classics so for the rest of the month I'll be doing nothing but reviewing Silver age classics that gav...

1 out of 1 found this review helpful.

Putting The Fear In Him 2

By The Angry Comic Book Critic       This is it ladies and gentlemen my all time favorite issue of Daredevil because simply this was the issue that Daredevil finally lost in the worst way possible to an enemy he once considered to be inferior and that villain my friends is Mister Fear. You know it's kind of funny when you think about it wasn't the Kingpin or Bullseye or some earth shattering god that brought the man without fear to his knees it was a character who once was a minimal threat that ...

3 out of 3 found this review helpful.

Fight for the Crown 0

By The Angry Comic Book Critic      Well this is the end of the hardcore arc of Daredevil and yet again it showed another great fight between old Horn head and one of his arc enemies and wouldn't you know it it's the fat man himself the Kingpin and this issue has to be his best fight to date with the man without fear cause Daredevil straight up wailed on him this time more then he ever has before. Now the hardcore arc had two of the greatest fights I've seen in comics in a while the 1st one I al...

1 out of 1 found this review helpful.

Brand New Day HIT THE ROAD 1

By The Angry Comic Book Critic         It's over this is the end oh thank you Jesus! Brand new day is over make way for Big time now maybe it will go back to the way it was that's what I thought when I read about this in the preview but again I was wrong. Now was this comic bad no not really it was actually kinda good and gave me a new appreciation for Harry Osborn but really this book was kinda lack luster to me for the end of a Brand new day all that really happened was Vin's return and Harry ...

3 out of 4 found this review helpful.

AVPR Looks like gold compared to this.... 0

By The Angry Comic Book Critic        This comic to me was just....terrible I mean grade A shit in a can the art sucked the premise was bad and the whole it's going on your scratching your head thinking how the fuck did that happen? Now the story is called Aliens vs Predator: the web or as I and star war's Admiral Ackbar call it...."ITS A TRAP!!!" because it lures you in with the promise of alien and predator beat downs when in fact almost the entirety of the story takes place in the secluded pl...

0 out of 0 found this review helpful.

Epic Ass Whooping 0

By The Angry Comic Book Critic        As a comic nerd I've seen a lot of sweet fights between heroes an villains over the years but out of all the Beat downs, Curb stomps, Ass beatings, and Monkey Knife Fights I've seen this one between Old horn head and Bullseye has to be one of my all time favorites. This is the fight when DD beats the living shit out of bullseye in the coolest way possible even Hit girl would tip her hat to this one so without any further delay lets dive in.        This all b...

2 out of 2 found this review helpful.

A Bang that ends in a fizzle 4

By The Angry Comic Book Critic     Shadowland was a bang that ended in a fizzle The 1st issue was great You had DD in Black doing what he should have done years putting Bullseye in the ground after a royal ass kicking but as it progress I just stopped caring it just became a boring arc outside of the Daredevil tie-in's. The story wasn't god awful or anything but it was mediocre compared to what we where promised which was the birth of Marvels greatest Villain and this was no where near clo...

3 out of 3 found this review helpful.

Origin of a Spider 5

By The Angry Comic Book Critic  This is it ladies and gentlemen the triumphant return of the Angry Comic Book Critic. It's been a while since I've written a review but what better way to return to the business than with the character that made me  the comic nerd I am today I'm talking about of course The One, The Only,  The Amazing, The Sensational SPIDER-MAN. Today were going to see his humble beginnings from awkward teenager to guy who marries a smoking hot babe and makes a deal with the devi...

5 out of 5 found this review helpful.

There have been many but they were the 1st 1

By The Angry Comic Book Critic      Hello everyone and welcome to another Golden Age Review. Today super teams are common place I mean you've got the Avengers, X-Men, Fantastic Four, Justice League, The Teen Titans and the Green Lantern Corps. just to name a few but, back in the golden age there were no teams no gathering of heroes to face a common threat it was all solo heroes that didn't give the slightest inkling that they were apart of a larger world not until this landmark issue in comic ...

4 out of 5 found this review helpful.

.............Why? 0

By The Angry Comic Book Critic        Ah where would comics be without the crossover? Well they'd certainly be a hell of a lot better off without this piece of shit that's for sure it just makes you ask the question Why? Why in gods name would you ever need to have a crossover between Superman and The Terminator? Superman could smoke a Terminator without even breaking a sweat to him it's like stomping a soda can hardly worth the effort....just like this comic. There have been a lot of needless o...

2 out of 3 found this review helpful.

Rememberence of Those Lost 4

By The Angry Comic Book Critic         I think this book shows the one day that we all wished we lived in the world of super heroes that way maybe that in are darkest hour that something more could have been salvage than what was. I myself lived through 9/11 and while I personally didn't lose anyone that tragic day my heart goes out to the people who did it was one of the largest disasters ever to so collectively shock Americans and the World since pearl harbor and in honor of those who survived...

7 out of 8 found this review helpful.

The Shit Quesada Says. 4

By The Angry Comic Book Critic         Okay it's been said many times before but I'll say it again Joe Quesada IS AN IDIOT!!! He could not pour piss out of a boot if the instructions where on the heel....This...This whole thing makes me wonder where is this all going? What is the end game? What is the point of all this? I mean least before all that insanity that was One More Day and One Moment In Time as fan I had a general idea of where it was all headed but now I don't know. I just don't know ...

9 out of 10 found this review helpful.

Zorro in Arkham 0

By The Angry Comic Book Critic            Okay this one of those books I consider to be on the fringe for being a golden age title but none the less it is one of my all time favorite Batman stories of the period. Why is that some of you may ask? As any comic historian worth his salt knows that during that period when the golden age was giving way to the silver Batman comics were....tripping more balls than a hippie in Amsterdam. They were flat out stoner comics they had weird villains, weird mon...

5 out of 5 found this review helpful.

WHY SO SERIOUS? 1

By The Angry Comic Book Critic  Okay I'm back from vacation and it's been a while since I've done any classic reviews so I thought I'd do one of my all time favorites from the golden age. The One. The Only......BATMAN #1. This book has it all action, murder, and the 1st appearance of the greatest villain ever to grace the pages of comics I'm talking about the big one, the Clown Prince of Crime, The Harlequin of Hate, the Jester made famous by such greats as Jack Nicholson, Mark Hamill and of cou...

3 out of 3 found this review helpful.

Ultimate Avengers....HORSE SHIT!!! 4

By The Angry Comic Book Critic        I want you all to know I flat out loved the Ultimates and Ultimates 2 they are some of my all time favorite limited series so when I heard they were making a third entry to the series I was hyped as hell but when the day finally came it was like Spider-man 3 all over again. It was nightmare of unparalleled proportions the book was absolute crap the art was god awful and....Ultimates were total jack offs I mean they were always flawed characters back in the p...

6 out of 6 found this review helpful.

IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!! 5

By The Angry Comic Book          Superman you know that guy who stands for all those things like truth, justice and the American Way well apparently he's not around in this comic because all I see is what looks to be a homeless man in desperate need of a shave carrying what looks to be some kind of strange junk-like-gun thing but for simplicities sake lets call this gun "Dick Chaney". Now this book is a sequel to another else world tale called Kamandi At Earths End but I'm not going to get into ...

2 out of 3 found this review helpful.

Whores, Whores, Whores, Whores, Whores 3

By The Angry Comic Book Critic        My 1st thought when I open this comic was "Hey I didn't know Frank Miller wrote the X-men" of course he didn't but you would think he did for one simple reason Rogue, Storm and Psylocke all look like they belong in the upcoming Frank Miller Comic "X-men Age of Whores". Okay I've ripped on Frank Miller enough for now but with a book like this it just feels like he should have wrote it but apparently we should alert the CDC that Frank Miller Syndrome appears t...

4 out of 9 found this review helpful.

Captain America #1 3

By The Angry Comic Book Critic                       Well as the only reviewer as far as I know who reviews golden age comics on this site I thought it's about time I shed some light on the All American Hero and no talking about GI Joe those guys aren't jack shit compared to this guy. I give you the one, the only the original, the man who needs no introduction but I'm giving him one anyways CAPTAIN AMERICA. He's the embodiment of what it means to love your country and for a guy who fights Nazi p...

4 out of 4 found this review helpful.

Na Na Na Na Na BATMAN 1

By The Angry Comic Book Critic                               Okay I think its about time I got back to reviewing some golden age material after dealing with the bullshit of All Star Batman and Robin as well as the garbage that was Sidekick I need to clear my head and what better way to do it than with the pivotal moment that changed the Batman from ruthless killer to the man we know today with the 1st appearance of the boy wonder himself Robin. So lets dive into this golden age treasure shall we...

6 out of 6 found this review helpful.

Sidekick 2

By The Angry Comic Book Critic            Sidekicks are one of the backbones of the super hero genre they have there partners back at all times ready to put there asses on the line to save the day Batman and Robin, Captain America and Bucky, Human Torch and Toro all great teams who have left their marks on comic history unfortunately the dynamic duo of Superior boy and Excellent man isn't one of them. This comic is pure unadulterated bullshit with an extra topping of corn I have never before see...

1 out of 2 found this review helpful.

Death of a Hero 0

By The Angry Comic Book Critic  Death is nothing new it happens every day to people, animals even places just as it does in are own lives it's an unnatural piece that doesn't fit and even in the world of literature death happens. Gwen Stacy died, Captain Marvel died, Bullseye died, even Superman died. Occasionally people in comics come back. Superman, Green Arrow, Aquaman, Captain America and so on but it's still a rare occurrence. Now out of all the tales of a hero's death that I've read none h...

2 out of 2 found this review helpful.

MARVEL COMICS 0

           With this one folks you can't miss! In the course of this one issue emerge some of the most iconic characters ever to grace the pages of the realm of comics. The Human Torch, Namor, Ka-Zar and The Angel. All the greats of the Golden Age of Comics and I love them to death this has to be one of my favorite books from the golden age just barely besting Detective Comics #27 for the top spot mainly due to the length of the stories and how each one held my interest with nail biting suspense...

6 out of 6 found this review helpful.

Dectective Comics #27 4

By The Angry Comic Book Critic            Ah here we are another Golden Age Classic only this time instead of the the boy scout we get THE DARK KNIGHT! Now this is one of those rare golden age books which I would actually consider buying. Mind you it would have to be in shit condition to be anywhere near my price range cause wow 500 grand is a pretty penny.The most I've every paid for a comic was maybe fifty bucks.           Alright then out of all the costumes Batman has used over the years the...

7 out of 7 found this review helpful.

Action Comics #1 0

By The Angry Comic Book Critic  Up in the Sky, it's a bird, it's a plane, it's the biggest waste of money in history! Okay now I know this issue is one of the most well known books in the history of comics but at the same time it's a colossal waste of money to anyone who buys it if you own it already through family heir loom props to you your rich. Sure Action Comics #1 will grow in value as time goes on but as far story telling for this classic goes it's rather mediocre. Hell it starts off in t...

5 out of 7 found this review helpful.

One moment in time 2

By The Angry Comic Book Critic  Oh no...Oh please god no...He wouldn't. He couldn't. It's unbelievable,it's unimaginable,it's unconscionable but he did it, That son of a bitch did it. That miserable piece of shit actually did it. Joe Quesada actually had THE BALLS TO ACTUALLY MAKE ONE MORE DAY EVEN WORSE!!!!! He did it Joe Quesada Quesada has reached the level of of Tommy Wiseau, Jason Freidberg and Aron Seltzer he has reached the peak of bad writing, the utopia of shit, the literal Heaven of wh...

6 out of 6 found this review helpful.

Jonah Hex 0

 By The Angry Comic Book Critic Jonah Hex the movie……FFFFFFFFFFFFUCK!!!!!!! Thank you once again Hollywood you’ve destroyed another classic hero! No it wasn’t enough you had to do it to Batman, Superman, Steel, Howard the Duck, The Hulk, The Phantom even Spiderman got raped by you shit heads and your poor story telling, bad casting and above all else greed!...Okay I’m calm now I just needed to say that. I mean my god I saw this movie for free and got a t-shirt, cup, poster, Jonah Hex #1 of the...

4 out of 6 found this review helpful.