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For the love of God, please tell me Stark is not still inverted from Axis. I mean, he's obviously going to try and bang Mary Jane either way (why the hell else is he hiring a supermodel to work at a tech firm), but at least a non-inverted Stark is less likely to videotape it and put it on PornHub.

Wow. Someone other than my brother actually watches Chicago Fire?

I'm not the biggest fan of the short haircut, but at least it finally makes Crystal look a little older. Didn't make sense to me that she'd have an adolescent daughter and 2 divorces and still look like a 19-year-old girl.

Considering the length we've had to wait since the last issue, I really hoped for more to happen than a big steaming bowl of NOTHING!

Good lord, Natasha used to be cold as ice!

@megaginsengking: Mini-series. And I do mean "mini." It's only 2 issues.

Ya think that's enough variants?

Same here, mostly, but the image on the cover itself is still pretty adorable. Mainly because you can't tell there's a 50+ year age difference between the two.

Possibly the one in Ultimate End? Which we could consider 616-A. Hopefully his history isn't as checkered, so we can have an adult Cyclops that isn't such a turd salad. At any rate, THANK YOU DOOM!

Here are some of the thoughts I had going through my head seeing all these new books:

All-New Wolverine: love that Laura's taking the mantle, but I don't think the costume works as well on a woman. I'd have been fine if they just put a modified mask on top of her current outfit

All-New X-Men: Are these the X-Men, or Mystery Inc.? Also, Cyclops is about to run over a bunny. So his teenage self is an a-hole, too.

Amazing Spider-Man: "Writer: Dan Sl-" SON OF A BITCH!

Contest of Champions: Avengers Arena 2.0?

Daredevil: Is that Gambit?

Guardians of the Galaxy: *Sigh*, that's Kitty isn't it? And making Rocket the leader doesn't make up for his solo apparently getting canned.

Howling Commandos of SHIELD: Leading candidate for the first book from this new crop to get cancelled.

Karnak: I'mma be honest, I forgot who that was for a second.

Ms. Marvel: Stay the course, people. Stay the course.

New Avengers: OMG, OMG, OMG, SONGBIRD'S FINALLY AN AVENGER! KURT BUSIEK'S PROPHECY HAS COME TO PASS!

Sam Wilson, Captain America: Aw, crap. This isn't going to be another Civil War, is it?

Spider-Man 2099: Oh damn, I never would've believed they would relaunch this book. Awesome surprise!

Ultimates: Whatever threat could there possibly be when you have freakin' Galactus on your side?

Uncanny X-Men: Ugh, Land. And more Psylocke/Fantomex bulls***? Pass.

Venom: Spaceknight: Okay, that kinda came out of nowhere. But I'm really not a fan of Olivetti's art.

So... yeah, lotta maybes in this group.