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@shield-maiden:

@shield-maiden:

As adorable as all your hopes and dreams are, some people can't be saved. And some people don't want to be saved.

But I'll take a crack at it. Not like she can hate me anymore than she does now.

</That's a lie./>

Baby. Fraggin'. Steps. I'm am trying really hard to be nice and you're really screwing it over for me.

@shield-maiden:

*Renovates the entire thing

You're welcome. ;P

Like the ice cream?

Man, you're slow.

(Hates ninjas)

Oh ho. This is gonna be hilarious.

@cutting_edge:

Good.

Because that's what I'm going for. No regrets when I leave this dumb planet.

But, y'know, at least I'm a smart, unlikeable prick.

@lamartheslayer:

Whatever makes you feel better about your relationship. Personally, I don't buy into that future nonsense.

I'll send Linda some flowers. So don't freak out if you find some in your house.

@red_jay:

Not really. I just have a tendency to call people out on their bull and utter stupidity.

@shield-maiden: (OOC: Well, what would you prefer I call her? "3/4 goddess," "A bit shy of celestialhood," or maybe, I don't know, "a semigoddess or quasigoddess?" Actually, that last one there was a bit decent. But I see your point. ;P )

@robert_harrow: *Grinds his teeth

I'm taking baby steps, okay? Baby steps.

@cutting_edge:

Sorry if the truth hurts.

@lamartheslayer:

*Lenses narrow

That better be the case. I didn't waste a medical pad just so you can dump her.

</That's probably the nicest thing you've said all day./>

Don't push it.

@shield-maiden:(OOC: I mean, if she's got a bit of human in her, isn't she?)

@thesentinell:

Probably the most interesting in the universe.

@theevolutionary:

I can hear you, edge lord. If you are gonna make a phone call, do it somewhere private. Or quietly.

*Mutters* I am surrounded by idiots.

@cutting_edge:

I know more than you think.

Because at least I'm smart enough not to call some demigod "hot legs". Y'know it never ends well for the hero in the books, right? Oh wait, who am I kidding? You? Read? Pft. Nah.

@robert_harrow:

</Dandy, be nice./>

I'll . . . take that into consideration.

Terrans are so fraggin' sensitive.

@robert_harrow:

Yup and I'll be there to catch it all on camera, rust bucket.

Name's Dandy. Yours?

Sooo, Alex is cheating with two girls, I see.

Looks like he took a few pages out of your book.