The Bald & the Beautiful

A full list of all of the Marvel baldies out there. The only perfect heads out there are the ones too perfect for a head of hair.

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  • He is the first & foremost cue-ball I thought of. I can't think of anyone more fitting to lead the bald & the beautiful. Also, I suspect he suffers from Allopecia, a rare disease that destroys all hair follicles on the human body. However, this is just speculation.

  • Love her. Homosexual and bald. Yet still super hot!

  • Proves that even decades from now, baldness will still beautiful.

  • Like so many, lost his hair as he grew older. Unlike so many, lost his hair due to transformation into a hulking (pun-intended) monster.

  • It is unknown what happened to this guy's mane, but he certainly can't be taken for granted because of his shiny dome.

  • I would say this guy makes up for his bald head with his Encephalo-Amplifying Crown, but alas, he does more harm than good to the community of baldies.

  • Bald Bad-ass!

  • This Folically-Challenged fella is always ready to fight against anti-scalp hate-mongerers.

  • Purple-skinned & bald. Give him a tail and he's a regular Barney the Dinosaur.

  • Before the cosmic rays he had a good head of hair, however, he is now among the bald-pated brethren.

  • Presumably a sufferer of Allopecia, she is one of the few women who can pull off the Sinead O'Connor look. (well, as well as Sinead does, anyway)

  • Another Homosexual, he at least makes up for his lack of luscious locks with a helmet of scales.

  • This guy keeps his dome buffed at all times to aid his night-vision.

  • Adds to the meathead, muscle-bound, hairless wonder stereotype, but he'll mess you up if you tell him that.

  • Seeing as he is a being of pure energy, I'm not so sure he counts. But I'm pretty sure hair can't exist with such high levels of electricity, so we'll count him.

  • Poor little guy never had the chance to feel the wind blow through his hair, but he could make an illusion of it.

  • Another Morlock devoid of body hair. At least he never has to manscape.

  • He's rocked the Cupie-Doll tuft look before, but I have much more respect for him without the little wisp.

  • Short, stout, and hair-without. A bonified winner with the ladies.

  • He has no hair, but hairy bugs are a delicacy to him.

  • Hotsy-Totsy Nazi, although if you ask me, he'd fit in better with a biker gang.

  • Part of Xorn's remedial class, this guy was big, bald, and beautiful. (at least on the inside)

  • Rocking the Captain Barbosa look, this beast fits in with any pirate crew.

  • Not sure if that's a mohawk, or some kind of metal plate for conducting electricity, but he's at least partially bald.

  • Hairless creeper, watch out ladies!

  • This chrome-dome proves that support can be beautiful (and bald).

  • One of many Morlocks to brave the Chris Daughtry-look. Although a lot less enviable than the actual rock star.

  • Definitely worth mentioning, one of the few victims of William Stryker's bus bomb and of hairlessness.

  • Powered Post M-Day,this guy looks like he's fresh out of a Nightmare. (on Elm Street)

  • All of the mystic and martial arts mastery in the world couldn't save him from demon-patterned baldness

  • Unfortunate soul to be one of so few without a Y-Chromosome, to also be without hair on the top of her head.

  • A Former Acolyte. A Former full-maned mutant.

  • This guy's reptilian physiology kept him from having anything other than a head full of scales.

  • Embaldened once his mutation set in, emboldened to be one of the Five Lights

  • Another Nazi who's shampoo regimen is all for naught-sy

  • Utopian Resident who, because of the name of his home, has embraced his Utopian pate.

  • The Vin Diesel of Marvel, this man may choose his baldness, but he accepts it with grace and dignity. If for no other reason than if you tease him, he'll kick your sorry ass.

  • Taye Diggs barely holds a candle to this hot, hairless, hunk. He also chooses to be bald, but we're glad he does.

  • Horned, hair-free, hard hitter. Representing for the bald females in the Shi'ar Imperial Praetorian Guard.

  • This self-hating baldy had the nerve to take out a few of his own kind when he went berserk. Such a senseless waste of cue-balls

  • Now simply a brain, she must be counted among those who have evolved beyond the need for hair on their scalp.

  • This guy tattooed several things on his once perfect dome. If you ask me, he should have had Leon tattoo him some hair.

  • This nasty villain proves to all that bald guys are a force to be reckoned with.

  • Somebody should tell this guy that teeth and tongues do not make up for his lack of hair.

  • Yet another Inferno baby who must have lost his hair due to the heat in the Inferno. Or maybe he just cut all of his hair off in order to create thousands of little copies of himself. And that, my friends, is the origin story of the Smurfs.

  • Inhumanly un-haired, this guy will pop a cap in the ass of anyone who does the Pantene Pro-V wave within his range of eyesight.

  • The white version of Michael Clarke Duncan in Armageddon, his teammates learned long ago that no matter how many times he's reincarnated, he's still bitter about his completely receded hairline.

  • There are so many neuro-synapses firing in this guy's brain, they fried every last follicle he had left.

  • This former Acolyte lost his hair because of all of the bad Karma he accrued.

  • I had to include this guy (bald or not) because of his hilariously indicative code name.

  • It's unknown what part of her mutation causes this devil's child to be sans hair, but the ugliness on the inside is certainly reflected on the outside.

  • A cue-ball squared.

  • Mostly he covers his shiny scalp with a cowboy hat, not the most gracious way to accept a full head of...skin.

  • This futuristic Asian super-villain couldn't create a cure for baldness, but created exact duplicates of each of the original X-Men. Talk about irony.

  • He must have left all of his hair in his home dimension.

  • His head doesn't even have skin or a skull on the top of his head. His locks never had a prayer.

  • Almost always happy-go-lucky, he shows that a head without hair does not make a life without purpose.

  • Either he has a really big forehead, or his hair-line is receding. Personally, I think it's a little of both.

  • The only Islander without any hair on his head, he shows that evolution separates the wheat from the chaff and only the bald will survive.

  • All the shapeshifting in the world can't keep this guy from comin' back to bald.

  • He thinks that because he has eye-lashes for days, that he can cover up his reflective pate, he's wrong.

  • I highly doubt that high intelligence directly correllates with baldness, but the whole of the Marvel Universe begs to differ.

  • Someone should inform this guy that eating scalp-haired people will not help him in the follicle department.

  • No hair equals better hydro-dynamics for this X-Man.

  • Pretty sure the Morlocks take the cake for most chrome-domes in a single team.

  • Another man that has succombed to this social-life deadly disease.

  • If this guy could've turned his flame off and on like Johnny Storm, he could've had hair, and a girlfriend.

  • He didn't last long in the Marvel Universe, sadly he spent all of his time in the spotlight reflecting the glare of the aforementioned spotlight from his scalp.

  • This guy's not a guy, but she sure fooled me. It doesn't help that she's bald as a doorknob.

  • Not positive of this, but Mr. Smerdyakov certainly seems to be a smooth-headed Russian. Leaves don't count.

  • With the hot sun of the Savage Land, he must go through a lot of sunscreen for his cranium.

  • With all of his money from fashion design, you'd think he could've afforded a a stylish wig.

  • Mr. Tremain had many reflective body parts, not the least of which was his oversized head.

  • She was one of the few female Morlocks without a prayer for hair.

  • Pretty sure you have to have more than a single-celled body in order to have hair anywhere on your body, let alone on the top of your head.

  • Another Homosexual hunk with a stark scalp.

  • Assuming he's not omniversal, I wonder if any of his extra-dimensional counterparts was hirsute up top.

  • Jean-Phillipe still has a way with the women, despite his glabrous grey matter.

  • Whatever was hidden under his hoodie, I'm sure it wasn't what we consider to be hair.

  • If he did have hair under those wraps, it's dead, dead, dead.

  • Her dorsal fin makes a good substitute for a faux hawk, but it still doesn't replace the real thing.

  • Now she is an android (I think) but there are many A.I. beings in Marveldom that have some kind of covering over their coconuts, so she counts.

  • Even a stark skull couldn't keep this synthezoid from landing the Sexy Scarlet Witch, arguably some of the hottest tail in any comic.

  • If you ask me, he could use some fuzz on his crazy-big capitulum.

  • I don't know much about him, but he's naked headed, so he's included.

  • Depilated, desolate-domed devil doing dirty, dastardly, deeds.

  • An android without hide or hair.

  • Herman's paraffin-wax composition isn't a healthy environment for any kind of body hair.

  • So weird...So random...So bald.

  • Just because he has nodes, diodes, and computer chips arranged on his head to resemble hair, does not mean he actually has it.

  • He's such a lying creep he doesn't deserve to have a fuzzie head.

  • Before this chick lost her powers, she had no hairdo, and no hair.

  • Formerly known as Radian, when he ran with the Omega Gang, he was hairless upstairs, just like his sister.

  • Whomever came up with this next cue-ball must've been smoking something, because this guy is out there in the ether.

  • Yet another super-powered individual who rocked both the blank pate and the bountiful brunette.

  • Dean Boswell's hair was as superficial as his whole corporeal composition.

  • Shi'ar Imperial Guardsman without even one wisp to comb.

  • His horns are definitely compensating for something, but not completely.

  • Poor Squidboy never knew the feeling of a girl's hand running through his hair.

  • The perfect character to wrap this baldy rodeo up with.