Scorn’s brows furrowed, and his shoulders slumped. “Ohhhhh, f*ck.” As usual, everything would go wrong for him. He wished Xandra was here to fix this. But his phone was in the bag even if he could get ahold of her to telepathy the sh*t out of these guys. And he had another problem. If he dropped his knives, the officers might arrest him on site. The blades weren’t exactly something cops would just allow. If he kept the knives, they kept their distance. But things were never that easy. He could feel his tattered trousers sliding down. If there was anything worse than simply being on television, it was having meat out on camera. “Okay, just…” the knuckledusters held the knives onto his fingers as he extended his palms outward in surrender, “just gonna pull my pants up.” A fist grabbed the torn hem and tugged it up. He really needed to invest in sturdier clothes for his line of work. One of the officers panicked, assuming he was about to assault the reporter and shot Scorn in the shoulder. He winced, “Nnnn… OW. JESUS, MAN. Everybody just needs to CALM THE F*CK DOWN.” Another radioed medical support. “No… no. That will not be necessary. Would everyone just get out of the damn sewers?!”
The reporter was dumbfounded, keeping the mic trained to the amphibian. “Get that thing out of my face! I’m not a freaking ‘sewer thing.’ Or a fish. Don’t, don’t call me a fish. And why the hell would I be responsible for blowing myself up… that’s just CRAZY.” He smirked. Another of the officers kicked open the bag to reveal the stockpile of weapons and ammunition. Scorn pouted. “Oh, yeah. But this isn’t what it looks like.” The reporter had the camera train in on the rapidly healing gunshot wound. Then something snapped in his mind. “Actually officers, media.” His brows arched with inspiration. “I’m glad you’re here. I was actually investigating some questionable activity down here. You see, someone’s, some company, has been dumping toxic waste down here, right under your noses. I went down to investigate, and found rats almost as big as me…” raised an index finger, “no short jokes, a**holes… you smell that? That’s the smell of hundred of rats I vaporized, horrible mutant rodents with burning blood and razor claws and teeth that could have easily brought a panic to the city. You don’t believe me? Follow me further in. I’ll even leave the knives, my weapons. If I make any weird moves, ginger can shoot me again.” He glared toward the nervous firer before letting the blades fall from his grasp with a clatter onto the floor.
“ON THE GROUND! HANDS ON YOUR HEAD!” The police officers, suddenly emboldened by the freak losing his metal claws, they made their approach to apprehend Scorn.
“Fucking cops…” He rolled his back eyes, his foot inching back behind him until he fell off the ledge into the pit. “Come and get me then, motherf**king pigs!” He landed on his bare feet, darting off, shouting behind him. “Watch out for the blood. It will burn. Get a shot of the remains of the toxic canisters.” He pointed a clawed finger before running off further into the sewers. He hoped they wouldn’t see Karisss out of view. He looked like some mutated monster anyway. Scorn planned to lead the officers and reporter further in. The barrels he had blown up still seemed intact previous. Maybe there were more that leaked into the sewers. Finally, he stopped, crouching on the ground before several mutated rats picking at a perforated barrel. It took a few minutes for the cops to arrive at his location, their visages changing as they saw some of the mutated roaches scurrying about, a series of unregulated chemical stores oozing into the sewer line. He smirked with his sharp-toothed grin. “Now, maybe you guys can do your f**king job and bust the guys responsible for the REAL monsters.”
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