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WWE Payback predictions

More likely to return at Payback than CM Punk
More likely to return at Payback than CM Punk

I predict the booking for tomorrow night's event will go thus:

1. At the 2013 Payback, Wade Barrett lost the IC title in Chicago after a triple threat match with the Miz and the then-rising Curtis Axel. Will history repeat itself as he faces RVD in the same arena where his last run ended? I hope not. I'm kind of tired of these short title runs. They diminish the titles as much as long runs with no serious contenders.

2. The Shield will be defeated, which isn't a bad thing. Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins would both benefit from being able to pursue singles titles, and Dean Ambrose's "wild card" character might develop a la Brian Pillman if he's on his own.

3. John Cena will get a clean win over Bray Wyatt. As much as I enjoy the Wyatts, this feud has gone on long enough. Both sides have wins over the other. This can only end with the bloody poster boy pulling out a victory.

4. AJ Lee will return and level Paige after the Diva's champion retains in a match with Tamina Snucka. Payback 2013 was where AJ picked up the Diva's belt in the first place; seems a fitting setting for her to return and challenge the young woman who took her title. ...Maybe Punk will even be at ringside, to cheer on his new bride-to-be?

5. Bryan Danielson (He'll always be RoH in my heart) will not surrender the belt, and Steph will book his wife in a match against Kane as a consequence. Bryan will ultimately give up the belts to save the WWE Universe from having to see Brie Bella pretend to be horrified of Kane [her acting is atrocious].

6. Sheamus will drop the belt to the King of Swing, because Antonio Cesaro is a versatile wrestler who can handle a variety of opponents in excellent exhibitions, while Sheamus is a five-trick pony and those moves are all worn out.

7. Hornswaggle will be as bare as a baby's bottom at the end of the night. He's been hairless before, so no biggie, but if the fake midget lucha bull loses his mask, what utility would he possibly have in the WWE?

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