...Also known as "Captain Stereotype." The costume is even more ridiculous in the second panel where he's leaning back against the tree and standing on his tip-toes. Arabian Knight and the heroes introduced during Contest of Champions have at least evolved and made contributions to the Marvel Universe. Warren Ellis and Mike Deodato ditched this costume and hooked him up with a more contemporary look... that looks like a hand-me-down from Jack Monroe's solo book. Thank God they didn't make him an alcoholic.
Richard Hell signed my ukulele. I've eaten tacos with Ace Steel, had my picture taken with Harley Race and Ted DiBiase (I paid for it and didn't really have conversations with them), and I have had short conversations with Penn and Teller. HOWEVER, all of these people are entertainers with talents and stuff, not celebrities just sucking up limelight so @doomdoomdoom, @joygirl, and @lykopis will steal their designer fragrances from Walgreens.
Leadership engenders too much responsibility, and with me in charge, would probably lead to a bloody coup. I just want a lucrative writing gig that gives me an international travel budget, health insurance, and access to notorious interview subjects, such as Empress @lykopis. A tenured teaching gig in an MFA program would be nice, as well.