Yes, its late. I don't care. Deal with it you crazy motherf*ckers. You request, I do when I have the flarking time.

Oh yes. If you don't know what this is about, leave. Or don't, I just won't be blamed for what happens to your sanity.

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First up. The Dog. He barks. Bites too. I can't decide which is worse, but both hurt a bunch. You don't want to deal with that crazy motherf*cker, he'll stare you down with those goddamn shining eyes, salivating that smoky crap out of his mouth. But he's got that knowledge, he knows everything that's happening around his house, vigilante about all the news that he needs to know. And when its of notice, he barks... Actually, scratch that, he barks about everything, regardless if it matters or not, but no one complains about that. Everyone knows that a good dog barks about any intruder. Him and the Tarantula also have a tendency to agree just about everything, its absolutely amazing. It can be about just about everything, neither of us have been in an argument with the others. Oh, and he likes crappy rap music.

Octopuses. Octopi? Yeah. He's crazy. Got his tentacles around everything that sports a trunk, using his marvellous linguistic skills to sing to try and sink that hook in. It doesn't work. At all. But he tries regardless, practising his horrible singing in the shower as if it were to help him. He's also got a particular affection for hammers and bulky, sweaty men with long blonde hair. I mention he's crazy? Yeah. He's got good taste in music, even though him and the Tarantula never seem to agree particularly on who trumps who in talent. The tarantula's always right, but don't tell him, he likes to think otherwise. Its kinda funny, if you think about it.

The Ape. He's a monkey. He's also about as hipster as you get. So if its mainstream, he's going to be talking sh!t about it, no question. He also doesn't care about what you think, he's going to tell you what he thinks about it, no censorship. He's gotten enough flack for it, but he's a gorilla, he doesn't really care. He also likes to be special, his manner of communication is eccentric and everyone knows about it. Other animals want to punch him from their own homes, but he doesn't care.

Then we have the Hyena. The king in the realm of laughing without a doubt. He's the animal that wasn't mean to be in the pack, but joined it just soon enough to become a part of them. He is practically omnipresent, being seemingly everywhere at once and bearing the scars to show for it. But he's got incredible taste and an open mind when it comes to the world, appreciating the east and the west at the same time. His taste in music show this global appreciation, being unique but undoubtedly tasteful.

Lastly we have the Tarantula. First lets get this out of the way. He's a handsome bastard. The most handsome one out there. But he's also an a**hole, but for some reason he seems to pride himself on it. He's an excessive fanboy of certain characters and books and has the best music taste out of this group of animals.